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That's It: Time To Break The Glass And Unleash UM's Savior

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Or, you know, we can just wait for Richt to see that UVA is a **** job and decide to come to Miami.
 
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Brometheus said:
Or, you know, we can just wait for Richt to see that UVA is a **** job and decide to come to Miami.
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We shouldn't have to wait for Richt. The jobs don't compare. Do you want to win national championships or not?

That's what it comes down to. Richt can't deal with expectations anymore and that's why he's interviewing with Charlottesville. What other reason would a Miami alumnus have for not taking the job immediately once offered?
 
LuCane said:
What's the story behind that gif?
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That's just a mad genius testing the limitations of his physical body as over 100 trillion neurons fire inside his brain, using billions of algorithms to predict every possible outcome should he decide to go for 2.

The second leading candidate for this job hurls his own ***** at boosters when he gets upset.

Blake's call.
 
If by savior you mean having us give up over 30 points a game defensively then sign him up.
 
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LuCane said:
What's the story behind that gif?
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Nothing like a video of Washington State coach Mike Leach staring into the abyss to get your week started on the right note.

Props to the assistant for his enthusiasm on the sidelines when Leach clearly was paying him no attention. But let's be serious, Leach doesn't have time for assistants when he is having a revelatory experience on the sidelines.

More realistically, Leach was probably just looking up toward the video screen above the East end zone where Washington State had just scored, checking out the time and replay of the touchdown pass to decide on his own whether or not to go for the win or the tie.

After the game, Leach said there wasn't a lot of consideration to go for the two-point conversion instead of the extra point. Some Cougar fans probably cringed when Erik Powell took the field for the extra point attempt as they remembered a failed 19-yard field goal attempt in the loss to Cal last season.

But Leach felt confident in his team's chances in overtime.

"I think consideration is about as far as I went," Leach said of the idea of going for two (which translates to: No, we wanted overtime).

But, it's fun to imagine that Leach saw Geronimo in the distance or a pirate warship in the eastward sky. And, if you're trying to make this video any better, feel free to set it to an epic music track -- writer suggestions: the Star Wars theme song, any song from Pirates of the Caribbean, "Let It Go" from Frozen, or a '90s boy band love song (his confused look can speak to the masses).
Watch: Mike Leach stares into the abyss - Pac-12 Blog- ESPN
 
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Dwinstitles said:
U used to make sense and then u started smokin dat piff

Prayers sent
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You're gonna have to clear your schedule, invite over some close friends, and prepare to accept Butch Davis is not getting hired here. They hate this nlgga. They're bringing up stuff from 8 years ago like a ****ed off ex-girlfriend during a really heated fight.

They don't want Butch Davis. He was interviewed so we wouldn't burn down the Hecht. Have everyone you know throw you a Butch intervention. Scream it out. Cry it out. He's DEAD man.
 
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RiDLer80 said:
Brometheus said:
Or, you know, we can just wait for Richt to see that UVA is a **** job and decide to come to Miami.
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We shouldn't have to wait for Richt. The jobs don't compare. Do you want to win national championships or not?

That's what it comes down to. Richt can't deal with expectations anymore and that's why he's interviewing with Charlottesville. What other reason would a Miami alumnus have for not taking the job immediately once offered?
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When multiple organizations are offering to pay you millions of dollars, you listen to all of them.
 
If I was Leach I woulda punched that annoying prick right between the nostrils. get outta muh face nerd.
 
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