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BigDikDaddyFromCincinnati said:
Shame they don't have the ole Golden Corral nearby. I ate at the one on Atlantic in Pompano once. I felt so bad for the chairs that some of these oinkers were sitting on that I almost reported the restaurant for chair abuse. One heifer in particular I was eyeing closely because I swear one more chicken wing and those legs were gonna give out.

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I associate that with Shoney's. We had one in Jupiter about 35 years ago. I saw a guy fill his plate as high as it could possibly go like he was allowed only one trip to the buffet. No, his fat *** just didn't want to make more than 5 trips per visit.
 
JD08 said:
I associate that with Shoney's. We had one in Jupiter about 35 years ago. I saw a guy fill his plate as high as it could possibly go like he was allowed only one trip to the buffet. No, his fat *** just didn't want to make more than 5 trips per visit.
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Whenever I'm feeling big and fat and need some motivation to burn calories, a walk past one of those slop-served-here buffets is an excellent motivator to get up on the treadmill. Shoney's, Golden Corral, Ponderosa, **** even Sweet Tomatoes (oh but it's salad!!....no bicch, it's all the other sh.!t that you stack up on it and all that ice cream - with sprinkles). The establishment doesn't matter. It's slops meant for piggies. Oink oink!
 
BigDikDaddyFromCincinnati said:
Whenever I'm feeling big and fat and need some motivation to burn calories, a walk past one of those slop-served-here buffets is an excellent motivator to get up on the treadmill. Shoney's, Golden Corral, Ponderosa, **** even Sweet Tomatoes (oh but it's salad!!....no bicch, it's all the other sh.!t that you stack up on it and all that ice cream - with sprinkles). The establishment doesn't matter. It's slops meant for piggies. Oink oink!
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Hold up…. You have a Shoney’s?
 
JD08 said:
I associate that with Shoney's. We had one in Jupiter about 35 years ago. I saw a guy fill his plate as high as it could possibly go like he was allowed only one trip to the buffet. No, his fat *** just didn't want to make more than 5 trips per visit.
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Old time Jupiter guy here as well. Didn't that become Duffy's west? Did you go to Jupiter High?
 
Buffets are ******* nauseating. Complete strangers with God knows what diseases, breathing all over open food trays, handling them, and then the food probably sits there for hours while the bacteria count exponentially increases in these room temperature Petri dishes and E. coli farms.
 
OriginalCanesCanesCanes said:
Buffets are ******* nauseating. Complete strangers with God knows what diseases, breathing all over open food trays, handling them, and then the food probably sits there for hours while the bacteria count exponentially increases in these room temperature Petri dishes and E. coli farms.
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I know for certain that they buy a LOT of rejected items....items rejected for temps not low enough, damage, etc. Not disputing a word you said, just adding to it that these places are already starting out with a crappy sub-par product before it sits under a heat lamp for hours (or days/weeks). You know, the sort of schidt that would cause a one-time college QB to grow several chins on the same face simultaneously; just to keep this on topic with the thread.
 
BigDikDaddyFromCincinnati said:
I know for certain that they buy a LOT of rejected items....items rejected for temps not low enough, damage, etc. Not disputing a word you said, just adding to it that these places are already starting out with a crappy sub-par product before it sits under a heat lamp for hours (or days/weeks). You know, the sort of schidt that would cause a one-time college QB to grow several chins on the same face simultaneously; just to keep this on topic with the thread.
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Thanks for that. I have no idea how they do these buffets or the logistics behind the operation, I just know that the food under those lamps looks disgusting
 
DeanCane said:
Old time Jupiter guy here as well. Didn't that become Duffy's west? Did you go to Jupiter High?
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Yes, it started as Gleason's Steakhouse, became Shoney's, the Duffy's. Yup, I was a victim of JHS way back when Picklesimer was a dean.
 
I remember Heupel when he was a baby faced qb on the dolphins heaving ducks around the field in preseason with his atrocious mechanics. He now looks like a corrupt sheriff of a small southern town who asks outsiders what their doing here when they stop for coffee.
 
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