telling quote from Paul DiMare

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Add some smoked turkey or thinly sliced London Broil and a cold beverage and you can call it a day!
 
Tell his *** we're buying our tomatoes from new jersey because we're taking the lead of HIS football coach.
 
Translation: “I like to drizzle the slices with balsamic vinegar and olive oil" = I enjoy Golden Showers

"and sprinkle them with a little Gorgonzola cheese.”= I spread my man milk on Golden's chest
 
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Apparently Goldens cooking lesson didn't go over very well.

"It was a disaster" DiMare said of Goldens cooking scheme

"Instead of aggressively drizzling the tomatoes with oil, he chose to line a trail of oil around the perimeter of the plate. The cheese he sprinkled on the ******* floor."

"To prevent the slices from rolling away" Golden insisted when pressured by DiMare to explain this lunacy.

As expected, the tomatoes tasted like ****.
 
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One point, if you are going to give advice like that you HAVE to be more specific than "olive oil". I don't that dude has ever fixed his own plate.
 
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