The man started it all, he's alive, and he recruited Joe Willie Namath in the 60s. QB issues would be solved.
While we're at it, let's also bring back Jimmy Johnson, Dave Wannstedt, Dennis Erickson, Gary Stevens, Tony Wise, Dave Campo, Hubbard Alexander, Joe Brodsky, Bob Bratkowski, Sonny Lubick, Tommy Tuberville, Alex Wood, Dave Arnold, Bob Karmelowicz, Gregg Smith, Rich Olson, Greg McMackin, Larry Coker, Chuck Pagano, Bill Miller, Greg Mark, Don Soldinger, Greg Schiano, Randy Shannon, Rob Chudzinski, and Art Kehoe. If BoRtch wants in, look out college football.