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If CIS can't collectively take a moment to appreciate our newest QB is named Reese Poffenbarger and have some creative and good-natured fun with that, then CIS has fallen off. Not on my watch...
Poff the Magic Quarterback
(sung to the tune of Puff the Magic Dragon, by Peter, Paul and Mary)
Poff, the magic quarterback lived by DC,
then frolicked in the FCS in land called Albany.
That old caveman Mario liked that rascal Poff,
so he brought him on an OV, to see if Poff was tough.
Oh, Poff, the magic quarterback lived by DC,
'til he frolicked in the FCS in a land called Albany.
Poff, the magic quarterback lived by DC,
'til he frolicked in the FCS in a land called Albany.
Together they talked football, and all about moxie,
Mario grew to love Poff, and brought him to Miami.
Head Coaches and DCs would bow at Poff's deep-ball aim.
The Mike Leach disciples swooned when Poff QB'd a game.
Oh, Poff, the magic quarterback lived by DC,
'til he frolicked in the FCS in a land called Albany.
Poff, the magic quarterback lived by DC,
'til he frolicked in the FCS in a land called Albany.
FCS legends live forever, but not a coach in the ACC,
with poor game day clock management, and not taking a knee.
So one gray night it happened, Mario's tenure came to an end,
And Poff, that plucky quarterback, lost his HC friend.
His head bent down in sorrow, his green jersey felt like rain,
Poff no longer wanted to play quarterback, his heart was full of pain.
Without his Head Coach Mario, Poff could not be tough,
So he packed and left Miami, and moved on to other stuff.
Oh, Poff, the magic quarterback lived by DC,
'til he frolicked in the FCS in a land called Albany.
Poff, the magic quarterback lived by DC,
'til he frolicked in the FCS in a land called Albany.
@Empirical Cane, when you see this later on Message Board Geniuses, remember I did it for the love of the game.
Poff the Magic Quarterback
(sung to the tune of Puff the Magic Dragon, by Peter, Paul and Mary)
Poff, the magic quarterback lived by DC,
then frolicked in the FCS in land called Albany.
That old caveman Mario liked that rascal Poff,
so he brought him on an OV, to see if Poff was tough.
Oh, Poff, the magic quarterback lived by DC,
'til he frolicked in the FCS in a land called Albany.
Poff, the magic quarterback lived by DC,
'til he frolicked in the FCS in a land called Albany.
Together they talked football, and all about moxie,
Mario grew to love Poff, and brought him to Miami.
Head Coaches and DCs would bow at Poff's deep-ball aim.
The Mike Leach disciples swooned when Poff QB'd a game.
Oh, Poff, the magic quarterback lived by DC,
'til he frolicked in the FCS in a land called Albany.
Poff, the magic quarterback lived by DC,
'til he frolicked in the FCS in a land called Albany.
FCS legends live forever, but not a coach in the ACC,
with poor game day clock management, and not taking a knee.
So one gray night it happened, Mario's tenure came to an end,
And Poff, that plucky quarterback, lost his HC friend.
His head bent down in sorrow, his green jersey felt like rain,
Poff no longer wanted to play quarterback, his heart was full of pain.
Without his Head Coach Mario, Poff could not be tough,
So he packed and left Miami, and moved on to other stuff.
Oh, Poff, the magic quarterback lived by DC,
'til he frolicked in the FCS in a land called Albany.
Poff, the magic quarterback lived by DC,
'til he frolicked in the FCS in a land called Albany.
@Empirical Cane, when you see this later on Message Board Geniuses, remember I did it for the love of the game.
and bang her “
