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Empirical Cane said:
I forgot Uncle Slappy
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Actually Uncle Clappy!
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Must I repeat this again? I guess I have to.

Saban gave pre-NIL money to players and had top classes stacked more than Felicia Combs. It also helps to have your "Gilligan little buddy" heading the NCAA looking the other way. Not saying Mario didnt learn under Saban, but I will label Saban with the *.
 
caneULM said:
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Must I repeat this again? I guess I have to.

Saban gave pre-NIL money to players and had top classes stacked more than Felicia Combs. It also helps to have your "Gilligan little buddy" heading the NCAA looking the other way. Not saying Mario didnt learn under Saban, but I will label Saban with the *.
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You made me look up Felicia Combs. Thank you. 👊
 
BigDikDaddyFromCincinnati said:
Clearly you are more grown up than I am. I would've replied with "Go Fucc Yourself" and omitted the factual points that you so eloquently stated. I probably would've included some middle finger emojis too, so there's that.
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My initial reaction was to photocopy my ******* and tweet that GLORIOUS pic with "deez nutz", but Marc from IT said "that was against current HR policy to use company resources in such a manner".

I think it's a gray area.

@Felonious Monk
 
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Empirical Cane said:
My initial reaction was to photocopy my ******* and tweet that GLORIOUS pic with "deez nutz", but Marc from IT said "that was against current HR policy to use company resources in such a manner".

I think it's a gray area.

@Felonious Monk
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Actually, he'd be more likely to superimpose your picture on it and push it out as the company screensaver. There's a reason he's supervised.
 
Empirical Cane said:
My initial reaction was to photocopy my ******* and tweet that GLORIOUS pic with "deez nutz", but Marc from IT said "that was against current HR policy to use company resources in such a manner".

I think it's a gray area.

@Felonious Monk
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Have you considered this product?
You may have to "rinse and repeat" a few times due to the coarseness of the hair in the nether-region, but I'm told it's both safe and effective. Don't ask the under 30's on the board - they're into plucking, shaving and grooming themselves. Pooey.

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MikeyCanez said:
Fine, I'll play devil's advocate. Saban's dynasty is a lot more impressive than anything our coaches did and sure, he paid players, but so did everyone else.

I guess you could argue that he didn't "build the template", but he actually built a real dynasty, our coaches built a national championship contender.
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Do you know what a dynasty is? It's a SUCCESSION of leaders, one after another, who maintain power over generations.

Saban's "dynasty" was him and him alone.

But what Howard and JJ and Dennis and Butch and Larry built was a TRUE coaching dynasty. Not a misuse of the word.

Miami coaches built an absolute and definitional coaching dynasty. Nick Saban built himself a fine program for himself to enjoy. Saban succeeded a string of dopes, and thus far his successor hasn't done ****. NOT a coaching dynasty.
 
Empirical Cane said:
My initial reaction was to photocopy my ******* and tweet that GLORIOUS pic with "deez nutz", but Marc from IT said "that was against current HR policy to use company resources in such a manner".

I think it's a gray area.

@Felonious Monk
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Hey now, I thought I was your CIS attorney?

PHOTOCOPY AWAY. If Marc gives you any crap, tell him any man who works in HR is no man at all and to suck it.
 
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caneULM said:
star trek facepalm GIF

Must I repeat this again? I guess I have to.

Saban gave pre-NIL money to players and had top classes stacked more than Felicia Combs. It also helps to have your "Gilligan little buddy" heading the NCAA looking the other way. Not saying Mario didnt learn under Saban, but I will label Saban with the *.
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Not only looking the other way, but putting a **** cloud over our program making it even easier for Saban to steal players from our own back yard. To **** with Saban and his monopoly on buying players. Notice how Alabama doesn't raid SFLA anymore? Weird, right?
 
TheOriginalCane said:
Do you know what a dynasty is? It's a SUCCESSION of leaders, one after another, who maintain power over generations.

Saban's "dynasty" was him and him alone.

But what Howard and JJ and Dennis and Butch and Larry built was a TRUE coaching dynasty. Not a misuse of the word.

Miami coaches built an absolute and definitional coaching dynasty. Nick Saban built himself a fine program for himself to enjoy. Saban succeeded a string of dopes, and thus far his successor hasn't done ****. NOT a coaching dynasty.
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I guess that is true but absolutely NO ONE uses dynasty like this when they are talking about sports. Even Webster's dictionary (which does define it as a succession of rulers) acknowledges the definition in sports is different.
 
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