Take This Man's Keyboard Away

[Empirical Cane]

Seriously.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Seriously.

Don't forget that Larry Coker won 2 national championships as well.

 

[Empirical Cane]

Don't forget that Larry Coker won 2 national championships as well.

I forgot Uncle Slappy

 

[TallyCaneFan]

I forgot Uncle Slappy

Actually Uncle Clappy!

 

[BigDikDaddyFromCincinnati]

Seriously.

Clearly you are more grown up than I am. I would've replied with "Go Fucc Yourself" and omitted the factual points that you so eloquently stated. I probably would've included some middle finger emojis too, so there's that.

 

[caneULM]

Must I repeat this again? I guess I have to.

Saban gave pre-NIL money to players and had top classes stacked more than Felicia Combs. It also helps to have your "Gilligan little buddy" heading the NCAA looking the other way. Not saying Mario didnt learn under Saban, but I will label Saban with the *.

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

Must I repeat this again? I guess I have to.

Saban gave pre-NIL money to players and had top classes stacked more than Felicia Combs. It also helps to have your "Gilligan little buddy" heading the NCAA looking the other way. Not saying Mario didnt learn under Saban, but I will label Saban with the *.

You made me look up Felicia Combs. Thank you.

 

[Empirical Cane]

Clearly you are more grown up than I am. I would've replied with "Go Fucc Yourself" and omitted the factual points that you so eloquently stated. I probably would've included some middle finger emojis too, so there's that.

My initial reaction was to photocopy my ******* and tweet that GLORIOUS pic with "deez nutz", but Marc from IT said "that was against current HR policy to use company resources in such a manner".

I think it's a gray area.

@Felonious Monk

 

[SPAMM]

If it's a gray area, you may want to see a proctologist or a urologist, can't tell from the asterisks.

 

[TallyCaneFan]

You made me look up Felicia Combs. Thank you.

LOL - I did as well! I knew the name but couldn't recall why.

 

[Felonious Monk]

My initial reaction was to photocopy my ******* and tweet that GLORIOUS pic with "deez nutz", but Marc from IT said "that was against current HR policy to use company resources in such a manner".

I think it's a gray area.

@Felonious Monk

Actually, he'd be more likely to superimpose your picture on it and push it out as the company screensaver. There's a reason he's supervised.