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JD08 said:
Lol. I work from home. Most trucking companies frown on that.

I travel to TN and MA to see family at least once a year. I prefer to drive. You can't help but notice the signs. It's not very subtle.
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Ah yes, the inevitable dark turn CIS threads take.

Nothing like cruising interstate then stopping for a steam and cream

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AUcane said:
sorry about your arm. Get a bidet and don't look back.
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I think you can get one of those butt blower bidets with a 2 horsepower lawn pump - and it'll lift your . . . YOU - a good foot above the toilet. But you gotta wear a cup - otherwise your doo-dads might get blown off.

And you can follow up with a 150mph lawn blower for the "drying" process.

Come to think of it - I think those are ideally set up for outdoor use -

Sure hope they don't need to amputate - sounds like you might possibly be a candidate - but I'm not a licensed medical practitioner.

Is that the same arm you use for holding your coffee?
 
Muslims have to learn to use the other hand to wipe with when their dominate hand is cut off for committing crimes.
 
423Hurricane said:
Muslims have to learn to use the other hand to wipe with when their dominate hand is cut off for committing crimes.
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I think he's less worried about wiping than rubbing one out.

This is a skill he can easily acquire.
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