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CaneTheGaytors

CaneTheGaytors

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Slurpers in 2012...we don't need Cooper, Burgess, Brown, etc. they are overrated. Alfalfa will clean house in 2013. South Florida is loaded for next cycle. Oh, and we sure as **** don't need overrated DT.

Slurpers in 2013...we don't need Collins, Bond, Kirkland, etc. they are overrated. Alfalfa will clean house in 2014. South Florida is loaded for next cycle. Oh, and we sure as **** don't need overrated DT.

Slurpers in 2014...we don't need Cook, Rudolph, Powell, Sonny, Alexander, Kearse, Quincy, Kearse, etc., they are overrated. Alfalfa will clean house in 2014. South Florida is loaded for next cycle. Oh, and we still don't need all of these "me" first, overrated DT.

Slurpers in 2015...we don't need Scarlett, DW, Cronk, Ridley, SBB, Irvin, etc., they are overrated. Alfalfa will clean house in 2014. South Florida is loaded for next cycle. Did I mention we don't need the "me" first, overrated DT.

Slurpers in 2016...we don't need Pierre, Camp, Gardner, Snelson, Rasul, Burnett, Johnson, Gil...and coming to a theatre near you soon, Bruce and others. Alfalfa will clean house in 2017. South Florida is loaded for next cycle.

Oh, and by the way...we have Norton, Moten and Jenkins. We don't need any more DT. We are loaded at the position.
 
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Haters be like I can't understand why Miami can't attract top recruits, coaches and get the attention of the admin.

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Oh well i'll just keep flying banners and bashing the university from the couch. That'll work right?
 
Maybe al should start putting blow up dolls in the stands, lord knows winning the big ones aint happening. I mean who should have to pay to watch their favorite team get mopped year after year? I tried to do it all through his tenure but just cant anymore. If that makes me a hater or bad fan have at it. I can assure you nothing you guys say hurt more than going to the games only to see another L.
 
CaneTheGaytors said:
Slurpers in 2012...we don't need Cooper, Burgess, Brown, etc. they are overrated. Alfalfa will clean house in 2013. South Florida is loaded for next cycle. Oh, and we sure as **** don't need overrated DT.

Slurpers in 2013...we don't need Collins, Bond, Kirkland, etc. they are overrated. Alfalfa will clean house in 2014. South Florida is loaded for next cycle. Oh, and we sure as **** don't need overrated DT.

Slurpers in 2014...we don't need Cook, Rudolph, Powell, Sonny, Alexander, Kearse, Quincy, Kearse, etc., they are overrated. Alfalfa will clean house in 2014. South Florida is loaded for next cycle. Oh, and we still don't need all of these "me" first, overrated DT.

Slurpers in 2015...we don't need Scarlett, DW, Cronk, Ridley, SBB, Irvin, etc., they are overrated. Alfalfa will clean house in 2014. South Florida is loaded for next cycle. Did I mention we don't need the "me" first, overrated DT.

Slurpers in 2016...we don't need Pierre, Camp, Gardner, Snelson, Rasul, Burnett, Johnson, Gil...and coming to a theatre near you soon, Bruce and others. Alfalfa will clean house in 2017. South Florida is loaded for next cycle.

Oh, and by the way...we have Norton, Moten and Jenkins. We don't need any more DT. We are loaded at the position.
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Would this have anything to do with Al Golden? I think the evidence points to 4 years of failed recruiting in our freaging front yard! Do the BOT's intend to push me to the point of insanity!
 
CaneTheGaytors said:
Slurpers in 2012...we don't need Cooper, Burgess, Brown, etc. they are overrated. Alfalfa will clean house in 2013. South Florida is loaded for next cycle. Oh, and we sure as **** don't need overrated DT.

Slurpers in 2013...we don't need Collins, Bond, Kirkland, etc. they are overrated. Alfalfa will clean house in 2014. South Florida is loaded for next cycle. Oh, and we sure as **** don't need overrated DT.

Slurpers in 2014...we don't need Cook, Rudolph, Powell, Sonny, Alexander, Kearse, Quincy, Kearse, etc., they are overrated. Alfalfa will clean house in 2014. South Florida is loaded for next cycle. Oh, and we still don't need all of these "me" first, overrated DT.

Slurpers in 2015...we don't need Scarlett, DW, Cronk, Ridley, SBB, Irvin, etc., they are overrated. Alfalfa will clean house in 2014. South Florida is loaded for next cycle. Did I mention we don't need the "me" first, overrated DT.

Slurpers in 2016...we don't need Pierre, Camp, Gardner, Snelson, Rasul, Burnett, Johnson, Gil...and coming to a theatre near you soon, Bruce and others. Alfalfa will clean house in 2017. South Florida is loaded for next cycle.

Oh, and by the way...we have Norton, Moten and Jenkins. We don't need any more DT. We are loaded at the position.
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What yr did you stop slurping?
 
cflacane2 said:
Haters be like I can't understand why Miami can't attract top recruits, coaches and get the attention of the admin.

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Oh well i'll just keep flying banners and bashing the university from the couch. That'll work right?
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people with half a brain be like why don't fans show support for a program who's own administration doesn't show support for the program and has contributed to 10 years of mediocrity.
 
cflacane2 said:
Haters be like I can't understand why Miami can't attract top recruits, coaches and get the attention of the admin.

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Oh well i'll just keep flying banners and bashing the university from the couch. That'll work right?
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Yep, that's it, blame the "Haters". Nothing at all to do with terrible coaching hires. I guess it was the "Haters" that hired Coker over Tressel and went cheap to hire Shannon.

Good call
 
CaneTheGaytors said:
Slurpers in 2012...we don't need Cooper, Burgess, Brown, etc. they are overrated. Alfalfa will clean house in 2013. South Florida is loaded for next cycle. Oh, and we sure as **** don't need overrated DT.

Slurpers in 2013...we don't need Collins, Bond, Kirkland, etc. they are overrated. Alfalfa will clean house in 2014. South Florida is loaded for next cycle. Oh, and we sure as **** don't need overrated DT.

Slurpers in 2014...we don't need Cook, Rudolph, Powell, Sonny, Alexander, Kearse, Quincy, Kearse, etc., they are overrated. Alfalfa will clean house in 2014. South Florida is loaded for next cycle. Oh, and we still don't need all of these "me" first, overrated DT.

Slurpers in 2015...we don't need Scarlett, DW, Cronk, Ridley, SBB, Irvin, etc., they are overrated. Alfalfa will clean house in 2014. South Florida is loaded for next cycle. Did I mention we don't need the "me" first, overrated DT.

Slurpers in 2016...we don't need Pierre, Camp, Gardner, Snelson, Rasul, Burnett, Johnson, Gil...and coming to a theatre near you soon, Bruce and others. Alfalfa will clean house in 2017. South Florida is loaded for next cycle.

Oh, and by the way...we have Norton, Moten and Jenkins. We don't need any more DT. We are loaded at the position.
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This is sickening
 
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Canemang said:
cflacane2 said:
Haters be like I can't understand why Miami can't attract top recruits, coaches and get the attention of the admin.

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Oh well i'll just keep flying banners and bashing the university from the couch. That'll work right?
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Yep, that's it, blame the "Haters". Nothing at all to do with terrible coaching hires. I guess it was the "Haters" that hired Coker over Tressel and went cheap to hire Shannon.

Good call
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It's been mentioned a 1k times our BOT is cheap. You don't think pulling in more revenue through ticket and merchandise sales has an effect on hiring? Don't be stupid. In 2001 we had the best team ever to play college football and we were 40th in attendance. We've never been higher than 27th in 15 years.
 
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Coach Macho said:
maurice3p said:
He is a good recruiter. Just not a good fit for Miami.
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How can a person look at our depth chart and then look around the country right now and honestly say Al Golden is a good recruiter?
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This is a 10-win team with an above-average coach. Miami is better than every ACC team except for Clemson and FSU. The guys he missed on 5-star types went to better programs (except for Alex Collins)
 
Coach Macho said:
maurice3p said:
He is a good recruiter. Just not a good fit for Miami.
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How can a person look at our depth chart and then look around the country right now and honestly say Al Golden is a good recruiter?
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If he was winning we'd have a top 8 class every year....he's a good salesman just a ****** on field coach. Not that it's saying much but he's better than Randy was...at least the next coach won't have completely bare cupboards.
 
cflacane2 said:
Coach Macho said:
maurice3p said:
He is a good recruiter. Just not a good fit for Miami.
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How can a person look at our depth chart and then look around the country right now and honestly say Al Golden is a good recruiter?
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If he was winning we'd have a top 8 class every year....he's a good salesman just a ****** on field coach. Not that it's saying much but he's better than Randy was...at least the next coach won't have completely bare cupboards.
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He's a terrible recruiter, there's not one position on this team with quality depth. There's a bunch (OL, LB, CB, RB, WR) that the depth is pathetic.
 
Nobody should care about Golden at this point.

It's three failed hires in a row.

That is a structural/organizational problem.

Plain and simple.
 
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