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I am going to steal the Mope Thunder before they can jump on it.............................
yea, but like dude, what is their record against Bama?
-posted while wearing my Nick Saban Pajamas
****, what is anyone's record against Bama? All I'm saying is that any first hand experience they can bring to the table is a plus, as opposed to only having film to watch.
 
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Final score of the game?
;)

Two TDs. The second one is very late in the 4th quarter. Diaz goes for 2 points to rub it in and we convert. Two Klansmen immediately drown themselves in their neighbor's above-ground pools in two different parts of Alabama. At the post-game press conference, Saban goes irate when he's asked about the late 2-pt. try, has a serious cardiac episode requiring a brief hospitalization, and after discussing it with his family Saban never coaches another game in his (now shortened) life. When Diaz hears about Saban's condition later that night, he tweets out a savage "thoughts and prayers" @Saban, but lies through his teeth and maintains the 2-pt. try was simply him giving his team live reps to prepare them for those sorts of situations in the big games to come. Later that year, Alabama hires Dan Mullen away from UiF, and the turds replace him with Randy Shannon, and neither team ever wins another National Championship again.

A guy can dream, right?
 
No we don’t

Can’t believe we are even playing this game

Fire anyone involved in scheduling this game

You and I grew up in different eras. My first live game was when we beat Nebraska, the Best Team Ever per the pundits at the time. Turner Gil, Mike Rosier, Irving Fryer, the fumblerooski. None of it mattered. Miami was the better team on that day.
 
Having 6 coaches/players 'familiar' is great...

Too bad Bama has dozens of analysts and non-positional football personel to game plan or spy, and then, during games, identify tendencies or straight up steal signs.

But I'm sure those 6 players & coaches will help quite a bit.

People approaching this game like it's Miami players vs Bama players, or Miami coaches vs Bama coaches, are completely in the dark about how college football works now, and why the same teams consistently win.
 
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How can you be a fan and not root for the W?

Those people aren't really fans. It's the sports equivalent of a destructive co-dependent relationship. Would be better for them and those around them if they just broke it off and went their separate way, but they're too invested and too scared to take that risk. After all, who else would ever want them? Sad stuff, really.
 
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