Scrimmage 2 a wrap

Yeah I recall many orange and purple nipples bouncing up and down. That and always black pubes on the girls with bushes like a 5ft brush fire. Ah them were great times, these kids these days don’t know how good they got it that’s for sure....
 
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Live look in at a clueless Orgeron as he tries to figure out exactly what is meant by three headed monster. He’s going to have to use all 10 fingers.

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Three headed monster is in reference to Jordan Mallory and Polendy. Hartley refers to Mallory and Jordan as two headed monster. You guys are way over thinking stuff.

And Jordan commented saying great job keep feeding us the ball.
3 Headed Monster could be talking about RBs, TEs, & WRs. Basically saying we've got 3 different ways to kill you. Or it could be bout the chick with the three ****ies from Total Recall (prolly not, but I'm bout to go rewatch that scene anyway).
 
Bro; used to hit that aux button on the remote hella fast to unblur the lines for like .0000002 secs. See a nip here, a pubic hair there, hear a moan here, grunt there. Lol.
The struggle was real as a youngster to see some action. Shhhhhhhhhhhheit, u had to piece that joint together like a 1,000 piece jig saw puzzle w ur mind to get the sense of what was going down. Lol. Good times.

Or really lower your standards.

I spent plenty of time with Jules, and later Brooke Burke, watching Wild On E, just to see some pretty girls in bikinis. Anyone?
 
Three headed monster is in reference to Jordan Mallory and Polendy. Hartley refers to Mallory and Jordan as two headed monster. You guys are way over thinking stuff.

And Jordan commented saying great job keep feeding us the ball.

You’re a child. 3 headed monster in football, pretty much always refers to running backs

It’s homer, Dallas and Choc...the top 3 on the depth chart

It’s certsinly not Lingard. He’s nowhere near ready
 
The Offensive line has me so excited. The Unit has been intact all spring and has started to gain praise from the coaching staff. Searles is an old school coach who makes them earn their praise, so I believe it to be true.

If we have the O-line I'm expecting I believe this team has real championship potential.
 
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TE's, RB's, and WR's.

Three headed monster?
I think the 3 headed monster is from the following 5 players:
Cager, Homer, Richards, Thomas, Jordan

The key is the word "new." So, my guess is Homer, Richards, and Jordan. If we're just talking pass catchers, then it has to be Richards, Thomas, and Jordan. Jordan being the newest head.
 
To be able to speculate about it being any of the three skill positions and have it be a valid argument for each is pretty freaking awesome.

Been a long, long time since we had that kind of depth.
 
If you are old enough to have had a TV with *****, there was a way to sort of tune the picture that made it vaguely visible. Colors were all fcked up and it still bounced around, but purple and green bouncing nipples are still nipples.

Or so I hear.

You had to wiggle the **** on those old comcast black cables boxes to get the the screen to come thru. I became a pro at that **** in the late 80's
 
This reminds me when i was a kid trying to watch **** on the scrambled Cinemax channel. I couldnt see **** but blurred lines but I beat out to the sound of a lady getting ****ed. Still came, it dont take much

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The Offensive line has me so excited. The Unit has been intact all spring and has started to gain praise from the coaching staff. Searles is an old school coach who makes them earn their praise, so I believe it to be true.

If we have the O-line I'm expecting I believe this team has real championship potential.

Yup. Love love love to hear they were able to run the ball very well last night. Even if it is against the 2's, we haven't heard that in ages.
 
You had to wiggle the **** on those old comcast black cables boxes to get the the screen to come thru. I became a pro at that **** in the late 80's
These kids have absolutely no idea what they have. Remember hooking up the coat hanger on the back to pick up channels? Then we got the big black box with the rotary **** on the front, you could pick up HBO and Cinemax, still remember it was channels 2 and 8 and I think it was the same everywhere. Old times man, then Nintendo came .....
 
3 Headed Monster could be talking about RBs, TEs, & WRs. Basically saying we've got 3 different ways to kill you. Or it could be bout the chick with the three ****ies from Total Recall (prolly not, but I'm bout to go rewatch that scene anyway).

Makes a man wanna have three hands!
 
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