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Midlo Cane Fan said:
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Chris Steele's decision to leave Florida took courage, and is a colossal disaster for the Gators

The Gator Standard needs to be better than it was under Urban Meyer. From the looks of it, the Gator Standard needs to look like Chris Steele.
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This piece is well done, save for the slightly nutty treatment of UF in the first few paragraphs. I understand the fall needs to feel as dramatic as possible, but Mike Bianci talking out of his butt about Florida “turning the tables” on Georgia should not be used as anything but rank hyperbole.
 
IndayArtHauz said:
This piece is well done, save for the slightly nutty treatment of UF in the first few paragraphs. I understand the fall needs to feel as dramatic as possible, but Mike Bianci talking out of his butt about Florida “turning the tables” on Georgia should not be used as anything but rank hyperbole.
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Bianchi is the biggest Bag of Sh*t in Orlando...Little Bald Headed Punk..Almost knocked his *** out at a Christmas Party that he was invited to at my GFs place of work some yrs ago...She had to literally step in...Hate that Gator Loving Gnome...
 
caneinorlando said:
Bianchi is the biggest Bag of Sh*t in Orlando...Little Bald Headed Punk..Almost knocked his *** out at a Christmas Party that he was invited to at my GFs place of work some yrs ago...She had to literally step in...Hate that Gator Loving Gnome...
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He looks like he has a very slappable bald top of head, I might not have been able to resist.
 
IndayArtHauz said:
This piece is well done, save for the slightly nutty treatment of UF in the first few paragraphs. I understand the fall needs to feel as dramatic as possible, but Mike Bianci talking out of his butt about Florida “turning the tables” on Georgia should not be used as anything but rank hyperbole.
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The entire article is hyperbole. I was shocked to see the author is a lawyer, because the writing was garbage. He was repetitive in his usage of certain words, nearly every paragraph had two or more cliches, and the tone of the article was overdramatic.

Here is my favorite ridiculous sentence:

"Recruit well locally is rule No. 1 for championship building fun."

What in THE FVCK does that sentence even mean? It sounds like the guy was drunk and dictated everything into his iPhone, without bothering to re-read it or edit it.

That article is one of the most poorly written things I've read this year.

Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed reading it, I laughed over and over again.

Here's an idea - re-read the article, but imagine it in the voice of the character Cam from Modern Family.

Thank me later.
 
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gruntking said:
The exodus of the three players mentioned doesn't mean they are gonna be lame on Aug. 24th. The Orlando game with the reptiles is immensely important for us so any sort of Gaytor meltdown perception can just be a red herring for us.
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This meltdown is being enjoyed of its own accord. It’s fun. Who cares if it doesn’t impact the upcoming August game. Their misery and shame is like a juicy medium rare prime dry-aged NY Strip...every taste savored.
 
OriginalCanesCanesCanes said:
This meltdown is being enjoyed of its own accord. It’s fun. Who cares if it doesn’t impact the upcoming August game. Their misery and shame is like a juicy medium rare prime dry-aged NY Strip...every taste savored.
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Ahhhh yes... let me see if I still have some Glenlivet 18 in the bottle and I'll toast a night cap to that.
 
caneinorlando said:
Bianchi is the biggest Bag of Sh*t in Orlando...Little Bald Headed Punk..Almost knocked his *** out at a Christmas Party that he was invited to at my GFs place of work some yrs ago...She had to literally step in...Hate that Gator Loving Gnome...
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Be honest, is this Dan Sileo's alternate account???
 
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caneinorlando said:
Bianchi is the biggest Bag of Sh*t in Orlando...Little Bald Headed Punk..Almost knocked his *** out at a Christmas Party that he was invited to at my GFs place of work some yrs ago...She had to literally step in...Hate that Gator Loving Gnome...
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I believe it. My only exposure to that fat version of a Finebalm-Jay Glazer developmentally disabled lovechild was a show in The Sports Reporters mold that used to air on Sunshine Network. It was enough though. You knew immediately that this nasally voiced **** with a faux Southern twang was the epitome of everything you could hate about the pro-Gheyturd media in this state.
 
Tad Footeball said:
I believe it. My only exposure to that fat version of a Finebalm-Jay Glazer developmentally disabled lovechild was a show in The Sports Reporters mold that used to air on Sunshine Network. It was enough though. You knew immediately that this nasally voiced **** with a faux Southern twang was the epitome of everything you could hate about the pro-Gheyturd media in this state.
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Hate him...I loved watching him squirm while Sileo shaved his Jorts wearing head...
 
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