Brock, you know I bust your balls, but I have been a student and alum of UM since 1986. My perspective on our history is quite different from yours.
While I can joke with you, I am still very insistent that we need to build our own culture and standards, and not let our eyeballs bug out every time some other team like Clemson builds a playground or waterslides or whatever.
I had to work in Greenville, SC for 9 months last year. That is a very different world from Miami. I understand Clemson building a lot of silly stuff to catch the attention of recruits, you do need a lot of distractions living in that part of SC. I simply believe we can create a substantial distinction in how we go about things. If we devote most of our money to showing these recruits how we are going to spend 3-5 years preparing them for the NFL, with recovery support and nutrition support, etc., I do believe that will trump waterslides.
As Mark Richt has pointed out on numerous occasions (and now we need to see it live), he observed many other IPF facilities and tried to create some interesting distinctions in ours, such as the area where coaches can observe practice.
That's all I'm saying. Observe what others are doing. Adapt it and improve upon it, but don't act like everything is a fancy "arms race". We don't have to match every other competitor's locker room. We don't need as many uniform combos as Oregon. We just need to do Miami the way that we should. Pride. Family. Toughness. Support. Alums. NFL standards.
F those Texas locker rooms. Let the Longhorns be like Al Bundy, always dreaming of their school football glory days.
F them.
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