Read this and weep

[Cane Dynasty]

I should have never revealed my weakness bro.

That's hitting below the belt!

 

[miamimike305]

I should have never revealed my weakness bro.

That's hitting below the belt!

Or it's already above the belt?

 

[mdpcane]

I should have never revealed my weakness bro.

That's hitting below the belt!

i was trying to cheer you up.. lol... sorry Bro

 

[OriginalGatorHater]

Think we can probably find a guy who didn't get fired for covering up rape allegations, no?

We already had the goody 2 shoes coach. You want another one?

 

[The Svengali]

These hurry up spreads havent won a ship yet.

Incorrect:

Auburn did it with Cam and almost beat FSU a second time

Ohio State did it with Cardell Jones and zeke. It was a pure spread but not necessarily a hurry up.

Clemson did it Deshaun and almost beat Bama a second time

 

[Torocane]

These hurry up spreads havent won a ship yet.

You sure about that ?

 

[Trafficante]

https://www.si.com/college-football/2018/10/25/houston-cougars-offense-deriq-king-kendal-briles

Definitely a star in the making boys & gals. It's amazing that his Offense is this productive with a converted WR playing QB!

 

[Cane6]

https://www.si.com/college-football/2018/10/25/houston-cougars-offense-deriq-king-kendal-briles

I stopped reading out of frustration after this:

Just like any new coordinator, Briles evaluated his personnel in the spring to settle on an offensive attack that matured over the summer and has proven to be a beast in the fall. “We knew we had a decent O-line and a good tight end,” Briles recalls. “Once we figured out who our best people were, we tried to fit our formations to how they can line up quickly and play fast.”

 

[simplycanes]

We will NEVER have any of the Briles family as corches here.

It's a fantastic dream. Kinda like the one with me in a room full of midget virgins slathered in coconut oil.

But it's never gonna happen. N E V E R

I know a guy...

 

[ScubaCane]

Just ****es me off seeing all those innovative offenses being run out there and then having to watch that crap that we run out on a weekly basis. This program has made me cynical, I just don't think Richt will hire a new OC and I don't think James has the balls to pressure him into doing so.

 

[borncane]

Houston has one of the best qb's in the country.

 

[ThomasM]

Great a room full of brock's.

We already have that here.

I actually thought you'd prefer a room full of CIS mental midgets. I'd throw in a few bucks for a Butch Davis mini-me, just for you.

 

[Texxcane]

I should have never revealed my weakness bro.

That's hitting below the belt!

man I dont get the midget thing i guess i'm missing out. I have a buddy that drives to Houston all the time to bang midget's but he wont tell me whats up, what is the deal Dynasty. Not the first time i have heard this

 

[Cane Dynasty]

man I dont get the midget thing i guess i'm missing out. I have a buddy that drives to Houston all the time to bang midget's but he wont tell me whats up, what is the deal Dynasty. Not the first time i have heard this

Don't knock it till you try it.

 

[TheMatador]

https://www.si.com/college-football/2018/10/25/houston-cougars-offense-deriq-king-kendal-briles

Can't read it...guess I need glasses.

 

[1mg of Epi]

These hurry up spreads havent won a ship yet.

Bama gettin close.

 

[1mg of Epi]

Yes. Yes I would.

 

[1mg of Epi]

Just like any new coordinator, Briles evaluated his personnel in the spring to settle on an offensive attack that matured over the summer and has proven to be a beast in the fall. “We knew we had a decent O-line and a good tight end,” Briles recalls. “Once we figured out who our best people were, we tried to fit our formations to how they can line up quickly and play fast.”

I’m about in tears.

 

[mdpcane]

man I dont get the midget thing i guess i'm missing out. I have a buddy that drives to Houston all the time to bang midget's but he wont tell me whats up, what is the deal Dynasty. Not the first time i have heard this

@CaneDynasty
Texx, make sure you get a book and read it first. You have to know how to spin em just right

 

[Texxcane]

@CaneDynasty
Texx, make sure you get a book and read it first. You have to know how to spin em just right

Lol man I gotta study up on this midget thing, I'm in though for sure