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The LoW T CreW (of which I am not a part of) needs to find their supply of test NOW or get left behind with their fat little girlfriends and the spare tire shop around their waist. Their pre workout consists of instagram deadlifts and estrogen milkshakes, neither of which I do on a regular basis (because of my genitalia)Coach Multivitamin bringing in those secrets from Ancient China
Every team we’ve played this year has left the field in shambles physically
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Swollen sleeves, a full head of hair (and back) with enough free testosterone to light New York City during the apocalypse is the standard at my local YMCA, let alone the Universitah of Miamuh. The average CIS porster has more reps in reserve than the National Guard, of which I never enlisted in, and ya boi A-A Ron Feld makes their noses bleed every time he looks at a 65lb dumbbell, let alone lifts one with each finger.
I know most of you are winded by reading this, but truth is a rucksack. RUCK OR DIE. The most affectionate touch you've gotten in the last five years is from your lazyboy, RUCK OR DIE, opening the DoorDash app makes you anxious, RUCK OR DIE, you envy the flies buzzing around your kitchen sink RUCK OR DIE I’m talking to the SHAM in the mirror
RUCK
OR
DIE