So what did the Op say dammnit?
I deleted it, so I’ll paraphrase:
*** If today is any indication, the offense will feature A LOT of counters. Dalvin Williams took the second play of the third drive to the house off the right side with the entire line moving to the left
*** Cam Ward is as advertised. With his Miami Subs NIL deal he has a billboard up on 95 and the picture looks exactly like him. WOW moment
*** Francis Mauinoah will be the better of the brothers this season, momma Mauinoah will probably buy him a PS5 instead of Francisco or Frederick
*** little thing here, but coach O was not available for comment after the scrimmage. He was not in south Florida at all.
*** hold onto your butts but Guidry had Arroyo lined up as strong side LB for a few series. A reliable source said Guidry felt “a body like David Njoku” could be a game changer alongside Kiko and Wes
#11 with extra olive oil and vinegar and pickles toasted please. Uh, yeah jalapeño chips and some M&Ms or a cookie. Just a Coke. Diet Coke. If they don’t then water I guess or go the a gas station thank you love you text me when you’re close
*** Meesh Powell is not how you spell it
*** Sam Brown was electric, he’s already built a solid connection with Miami quarterback Cam Ward. I’ve heard the two are roommates, which is not something a Miami QB and receiver have ever done before
*** several people I spoke with said they expect the offense to be multiple, but the D to be singular. When I asked what this meant, the people each said think if the Borg the Boz had a baby. I asked if this “baby “ was after a passion-fired one night stand where the Borg got knocked up but kept the baby? or was it the product of a long-distance, intergalactic romance, perhaps even a love triangle with a Klingon? I thought it would be interesting the kind of defense that would come from if the Borg began to view itself as a collection of individuals instead of “singular” cosmic harem, what does consent look like in that environment. What are the ethics ramummifications if the Boz would got all of them preggo at once, that sort of thing. Weird stuff like that is what I think about sometimes. I was not permitted to ask further questions after this.
** Mark Fletcher was limited