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This is the most important, scientifically backed, peer reviewed, genre-defining internet poll in human history. This is a chance to lay down a marker, so your offspring can correctly shame you 50 years from now.
As for the options, I tried to provide several helpful choices so you can be as anonymously honest about your dishonesty as possible.
I’d love to hear some of the rationale behind your decision, so long as it isn’t:
“I won’t be going to any public events because I’m not a serial killer.”
or
“I’m only going to games on the Lord’s Day because Corona was made from the pages of Bill Gates’ Nechronomicon.”
or
“Going to EVERY GAME because America ain’t never losing to a ChiCom acronym!”
This is where the arc of history bends. Vote true and remember the Alamo.
As for the options, I tried to provide several helpful choices so you can be as anonymously honest about your dishonesty as possible.
I’d love to hear some of the rationale behind your decision, so long as it isn’t:
“I won’t be going to any public events because I’m not a serial killer.”
or
“I’m only going to games on the Lord’s Day because Corona was made from the pages of Bill Gates’ Nechronomicon.”
or
“Going to EVERY GAME because America ain’t never losing to a ChiCom acronym!”
This is where the arc of history bends. Vote true and remember the Alamo.