The allegations are pretty severe. I've been sitting on this info for a while now hoping nothing would come of it. Alas, it looks like we are gonna have to defend ourselves.
We raped hillbillies on national TV and we are NOT related to them. In West Virginia, that's a felony. On top of that, Alabama has gone to ESPN and filed a noise complaint about a constant rumbling coming from the Miami area. Saban was quoted as saying "there's an ominous noise, like a storm brewing in South Florida, and we and the rest of the SEC are scared shitless."