Per ESPN...Canes are a MESS

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Miami played its last game in the OB in November. Then tore the ole girl down to start the curse. Topped it off by moving h.ell and gone from campus to a soulless stadium built on top of an ancient Indian burial ground. Tear down that POS Marlins stadium and rebuild on that sacred site or the curse will never end.

We also lost the last game 0-48... tell me why ??
We made the worst hiring decisions for 2 decades .. that's why we are here. Stop all the other voodoo talk.
 
Miami played its last game in the OB in November. Then tore the ole girl down to start the curse. Topped it off by moving h.ell and gone from campus to a soulless stadium built on top of an ancient Indian burial ground. Tear down that POS Marlins stadium and rebuild on that sacred site or the curse will never end.
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I tell people I’m in football purgatory…

I’m a UM and Dallas Cowboy fan and both are dysfunctional because of who’s at the top…

CMC and Jerry Jones would rather lose their way rather than win someone else’s way and not get the credit…

Both are laughingstocks in National media…

Imma start wearing a bag over my head soon…
I'm right there with you. Absolute misery.
 
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It’s really gotten to Toronto Maple League level of comedy
 
I tell people I’m in football purgatory…

I’m a UM and Dallas Cowboy fan and both are dysfunctional because of who’s at the top…

CMC and Jerry Jones would rather lose their way rather than win someone else’s way and not get the credit…

Both are laughingstocks in National media…

Imma start wearing a bag over my head soon…
Try being a canes and giants fan. Paper bags are a must
 
Dear DrNovaCane:

You raise some fair points and I empathize with your current state of affairs.

However, it could be worse. You reside in football purgatory. I am a resident of football ****.

I'm a UM and New York Jets fan.

WOODY ******* JOHNSON... Worst of the worst... lo peor de lo peor...

I don't think this needs to be expanded upon. Be grateful.

Sincerely,

PIB
Try being a Canes, Dolphins and Indians fan. I had to give up the other two after so many decades of masochism.
 
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More runs “up the gut”

More bubble screens

Did I mention more runs between the guards

Can’t get plays in

Can’t stop false starts

Special teams is a mess

Come out flat for EVERY GAME
 
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