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Parody: Kool Arrested at Bonnaroo Doing "God's Work"?!

Tad Footeball

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Pastor Rick sent Deacon Kool on a mission under an alias to teach the druggies at Bonnaroo a lesson. This staff is tireless! All charges should be dropped immediately.

https://thump.vice.com/en_us/article/man-arrested-fake-drugs-bonnaroo-festival?utm_source=vicefbus

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Man Caught With Fake Drugs at Bonnaroo: “I Was Doing God’s Work”


JUN 9 2017, 12:01PM

Mushrooms, molly, acid, cocaine—all fake.

A man caught with more than 1,000 fake narcotics was arrested yesterday atBonnarooMusic and Arts Festival, local publicationThe Tennesseanreports. When confronted by police, he claimed he "was doing God's work."

The man, 45-year-old David E. Brady of New York, was reportedly wearing "bags of mushrooms" around his waist when spotted by police on the festival grounds. Upon searching him, they counted 22 bags of fake mushrooms, along with "1,000 hits of fake acid, 20 bags made to look like cocaine, and an incense stick made to look like black tar heroin."

Brady was charged with two counts of possession of counterfeit controlled substances. He is being held in the nearby Coffee County jail on $120,000 bond and is scheduled to appear in court on August 11.

Meanwhile, Bonnaroo continues its second of four days today with performances from Major Lazer, U2, Portugal. The Man, The xx, and more.
 
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ben

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Coach Kool is definitely the kind of guy who could order a strawberry margarita and nobody would say **** about it
 

Tad Footeball

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Wait..a 120 grand bond for fake stuff????

That's what I was thinking. I mean it wasn't like he was passing off rat poison as blow. I guess the penalties are a deterrent to prevent the obvious potential for subsequent violence if you're peddling fraudulent narcotics.
 

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Wait..a 120 grand bond for fake stuff????

That's what I was thinking. I mean it wasn't like he was passing off rat poison as blow. I guess the penalties are a deterrent to prevent the obvious potential for subsequent violence if you're peddling fraudulent narcotics.

Seems fitting to me. Being a drug dealer is one thing, but being a moralistic asshole is another.
 
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