Parachute-in Alonzo Highsmith as a Consultant to Help Mario Land Assistants

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Face the facts: after much ballyhoo, it is now quite obvious Mario is struggling to land assistants. Whether you call what’s happening “being thorough”, “analysis paralysis” or “perfect is the enemy of the good”, the net-net of it is things are severely delayed. No finger pointing; things happen.

However, Spring ball is only about 6 weeks away, which puts us in the unenviable position of trying to build the airplane while we fly it. That’s incredibly problematic, because players don’t have systems/playbooks to learn/study, so the 2022-2023 team is already behind the 8-ball in comparison to its competitors. So, how do we mitigate this issue? Bring in the big gun…Alonzo Highsmith

The A.D. (Radakovich) must call an audible and parachute-in Alonzo Highsmith as consultant to help Mario land assistants. Give Highsmith a 60-90 day consulting gig to help dig Mario out of this hole.

And it’ll work because Highsmith has a Rolodex a mile long (pro and college level), which puts him in an excellent position to bridge the gap between identifying a good position coach and coordinator and hiring a good position coach and coordinators.
 
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Face the facts: after much ballyhoo, it is now quite obvious Mario is struggling to land assistants. Whether you call what’s happening “being thorough”, “analysis paralysis” or “perfect is the enemy of the good”, the net-net of it is things are severely delayed. No finger pointing; things happen.

However, Spring ball is only about 6 weeks away, which puts us in the unenviable position of trying to build the airplane while we fly it. That’s incredibly problematic, because players don’t have systems/playbooks to learn/study, so the 2022-2023 team is already behind the 8-ball in comparison to its competitors. So, how do we mitigate this issue? Bring in the big gun…Alonzo Highsmith

The A.D. (Radakovich) must call an audible and parachute-in Alonzo Highsmith as consultant to help Mario land assistants. Give Highsmith a 60-90 day consulting gig to help dig Mario out of this hole.

And it’ll work because Highsmith has a Rolodex a mile long (pro and college level), which puts him in an excellent position to bridge the gap between identifying a good position coach and coordinator and hiring a good position coach and coordinators.
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This Alonzo fetish must stop. To my knowledge, he has never hired a coach at any level. He’s in Seattle where Pete needs a DC. Does Zo get any input? Doubt it.

As to player personnel, asst GM’s are widely interviewing and getting hired across the NFL. Zo, not a sniff.
 
Even if everything you said were true, Radakovich isn't going over Mario's head to hire a temporary constant—one who already has a job AND wants a full-time role at Miami—to come in to play clean up. This is a disastrous suggestion morale-wise and would immediately cause a rift between AD and head coach—who is barely on the job one full month now.

In short, relax like the rest of us.
 
Face the facts: 📜 after 🍆 much 💵 ballyhoo, it is now quite 🅰 obvious Mario is struggling 😫 to 💦 land 🛬 assistants. Whether 📊 you 💄👏 call 📞😎 what’s 😅 happening 👀 “being ❌ thorough”, “analysis paralysis” or “perfect is 💦 the 👏💰 enemy of 🗜👨 the 💞⏰ good”, the 🙏👏 net-net 📲🏀 of 💦💦 it ✔💦 is 🍵🙀 things ⏮💰 are 🏿 severely delayed. No 🏾😞 finger 🏻💅 pointing; things 🕑👀 happen. ♂♂ However, Spring 🌹🌾 ball is 👏 only about 💦 6 💪💪 weeks 🌗🌓 away, ⛔🏃 which ♀ puts 😍😍 us in 📥 the unenviable position of 💦 trying 😔😔 to 🔣 build ♀ the 🅱 airplane while we fly 🐦✈ it. ✋✔ That’s incredibly problematic, because ❌♂ players 💰 don’t 🙅 have ✅ systems/playbooks to learn/study, so the 👏🍆 2022-2023 team 🏃 is 😘🤔 already 😞🙏 behind 🍑 the 8-ball in comparison to 💦🍆 its 😡📞 competitors. So, how do 🌨🏆 we mitigate this 😂 issue? 🙅 Bring in the 👩📙 big 💯🍌 gun…Alonzo 🔫 Highsmith The 🔚👨 A.D. (Radakovich) must 🔒 call 😒 an 😣😒 audible and ➕ parachute-in Alonzo Highsmith as consultant to help 😫😫 Mario land assistants. Give Highsmith a 60-90 day consulting gig to help 💁 dig ⛏ Mario 👺👺 out of 🐣👊 this 🍆 hole. 🤗 And 💦 it’ll 🙀😼 work 🔨 because 🏽♋ Highsmith has a 🚬 Rolodex a 👌 mile long (pro 🅱 and college level), 🔻 which 🤤👏 puts 😍😍 him ⛑ in 😤⬅ an 🌑🏻 excellent 😈😈 position 🏿🏿 to 💦♀ bridge the 👏 gap between identifying a 👌 good position 🙏 coach and 💆💰 coordinator and hiring a good position coach 👏 and 👏👏 coordinators.
 
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Face the facts: after much ballyhoo, it is now quite obvious Mario is struggling to land assistants. Whether you call what’s happening “being thorough”, “analysis paralysis” or “perfect is the enemy of the good”, the net-net of it is things are severely delayed. No finger pointing; things happen.

However, Spring ball is only about 6 weeks away, which puts us in the unenviable position of trying to build the airplane while we fly it. That’s incredibly problematic, because players don’t have systems/playbooks to learn/study, so the 2022-2023 team is already behind the 8-ball in comparison to its competitors. So, how do we mitigate this issue? Bring in the big gun…Alonzo Highsmith

The A.D. (Radakovich) must call an audible and parachute-in Alonzo Highsmith as consultant to help Mario land assistants. Give Highsmith a 60-90 day consulting gig to help dig Mario out of this hole.

And it’ll work because Highsmith has a Rolodex a mile long (pro and college level), which puts him in an excellent position to bridge the gap between identifying a good position coach and coordinator and hiring a good position coach and coordinators.
You must be a part time fiction writer. I'll go with INFORMED OPINIONS ... like Cribby. Mario has interviewed WAY too many INTERESTED candidates to be striking out on quality options. Even Candle wasn't offered. So .. let's see WHO he hires before everybody completely panics.
 
Face the facts: 📜 after 🍆 much 💵 ballyhoo, it is now quite 🅰 obvious Mario is struggling 😫 to 💦 land 🛬 assistants. Whether 📊 you 💄👏 call 📞😎 what’s 😅 happening 👀 “being ❌ thorough”, “analysis paralysis” or “perfect is 💦 the 👏💰 enemy of 🗜👨 the 💞⏰ good”, the 🙏👏 net-net 📲🏀 of 💦💦 it ✔💦 is 🍵🙀 things ⏮💰 are 🏿 severely delayed. No 🏾😞 finger 🏻💅 pointing; things 🕑👀 happen. ♂♂ However, Spring 🌹🌾 ball is 👏 only about 💦 6 💪💪 weeks 🌗🌓 away, ⛔🏃 which ♀ puts 😍😍 us in 📥 the unenviable position of 💦 trying 😔😔 to 🔣 build ♀ the 🅱 airplane while we fly 🐦✈ it. ✋✔ That’s incredibly problematic, because ❌♂ players 💰 don’t 🙅 have ✅ systems/playbooks to learn/study, so the 👏🍆 2022-2023 team 🏃 is 😘🤔 already 😞🙏 behind 🍑 the 8-ball in comparison to 💦🍆 its 😡📞 competitors. So, how do 🌨🏆 we mitigate this 😂 issue? 🙅 Bring in the 👩📙 big 💯🍌 gun…Alonzo 🔫 Highsmith The 🔚👨 A.D. (Radakovich) must 🔒 call 😒 an 😣😒 audible and ➕ parachute-in Alonzo Highsmith as consultant to help 😫😫 Mario land assistants. Give Highsmith a 60-90 day consulting gig to help 💁 dig ⛏ Mario 👺👺 out of 🐣👊 this 🍆 hole. 🤗 And 💦 it’ll 🙀😼 work 🔨 because 🏽♋ Highsmith has a 🚬 Rolodex a 👌 mile long (pro 🅱 and college level), 🔻 which 🤤👏 puts 😍😍 him ⛑ in 😤⬅ an 🌑🏻 excellent 😈😈 position 🏿🏿 to 💦♀ bridge the 👏 gap between identifying a 👌 good position 🙏 coach and 💆💰 coordinator and hiring a good position coach 👏 and 👏👏 coordinators.
📜 of the 📆, @RVACane ??
 
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