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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs?
















Alex Mirabal
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Our staff needs to take notes from my eagles on short yardage. Qb sneak with 2-3 guys behind the qb pushing them forward lol. It works.
I was specifically watching short yardage goal line situations yesterday. They arent doing anything mind blowing in the NFL that couldnt be done in college.
 
Quit making ****e up, there is no way this is....Oh wait. We setting records between turnover sin a game and now this. Like oh my god
 
I've been tracking unsuccessful 1st and goals and 1st and almost goals. Posted it last week and I'll update again for UVA.

Southern Miss
1st and 10 from the 13: FG

Texas A&M
1st and 10 from the 12: No points
1st and Goal from the 10: FG

MTSU
1st and 10 from the 12: No points
1st and Goal from the 3: No Points

UNC
1st and Goal from the 2: No points

Va Tech
1st and 10 from the 14: FG
1st and 10 from the 13: FG

UVA
1st and Goal from the 3: FG

So that's 63 potential points in 9 extremely close red zone situations. We have no TD's and only 15 points. We've had 3 drives that had 1st and goal within the 3 yard line and have only 3 points to show for it. We've been shut out of any points 4 times, and those happened in games we lost where a TD could have completely changed the outcome.

I mean....wtf.
 
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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs?




Alex Mirabal




C'mon man, lets roll 'em off:


What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs outside the front door?

Matt.


What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a pedestal?

Art.


What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.



What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs water skiing?

Skip.


What do you call a guy with no brains running an offense?

Gattis
 
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