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Our Last Rushing Touchdown

SFbayCane said:
C'mon man, lets roll 'em off:


What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs outside the front door?

Matt.


What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a pedestal?

Art.


What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.



What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs water skiing?

Skip.


What do you call a guy with no brains running an offense?

Gattis
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One of the biggest busts in CIS history. Proud to report these bad jokes are off the streets.

SF. I hope you like prison food. It’s 3 hots and a cot for you for a while.

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hurricaneman said:
I've been tracking 1st and goals and 1st and almost goals. Posted it last week and I'll update again for UVA.

Southern Miss
1st and 10 from the 13: FG

Texas A&M
1st and 10 from the 12: No points
1st and Goal from the 10: FG

MTSU
1st and 10 from the 12: No points
1st and Goal from the 3: No Points

UNC
1st and Goal from the 2: No points

Va Tech
1st and 10 from the 14: FG
1st and 10 from the 13: FG

UVA
1st and Goal from the 3: FG

So that's 63 potential points in 9 extremely close red zone situations. We have no TD's and only 15 points. We've had 3 drives that had 1st and goal within the 3 yard line and have only 3 points to show for it. We've been shut out of any points 4 times, and those happened in games we lost where a TD could have completely changed the outcome.

I mean....wtf.
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This doesn't include the OTs vs UVA. 2 extra points!!!! lol
 
Last time a rushing td was scored was probably when I didn’t even know what beer was
 
hurricaneman said:
I've been tracking 1st and goals and 1st and almost goals. Posted it last week and I'll update again for UVA.

Southern Miss
1st and 10 from the 13: FG

Texas A&M
1st and 10 from the 12: No points
1st and Goal from the 10: FG

MTSU
1st and 10 from the 12: No points
1st and Goal from the 3: No Points

UNC
1st and Goal from the 2: No points

Va Tech
1st and 10 from the 14: FG
1st and 10 from the 13: FG

UVA
1st and Goal from the 3: FG

So that's 63 potential points in 9 extremely close red zone situations. We have no TD's and only 15 points. We've had 3 drives that had 1st and goal within the 3 yard line and have only 3 points to show for it. We've been shut out of any points 4 times, and those happened in games we lost where a TD could have completely changed the outcome.

I mean....wtf.
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$1,800,000..... let that sink in, boys.
 
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WaterburyCane said:
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One of the biggest busts in CIS history. Proud to report these bad jokes are off the streets.

SF. I hope you like prison food. It’s 3 hots and a cot for you for a while.

Bored The Virginian GIF by GritTV
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sorry @WaterburyCane the only correct response to @SFbayCane would be:

what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

What do you call a woman with no arms and one leg propped up against a wall?

Ilene

What do you call her if she's Asian?

Irene
 
Maybe if we keep trying eventually we might score a running TD...:notworking: although I think three pass attempts from the 2 yard line have a better chance or at least and RPO.
 
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