Strange hill you're choosing to die on here, bud. Again, maybe YOU get your rocks off by making sure the lawyers you pay to hire have paper credentials from a top law school. If that makes you feel better about the money you spent, fantastic! But the topic of this thread is whether someone going to law school should consider Miami. The reality is the era of "better school = better job" is gone, and has been gone for quite a while. ****, I know many people with JDs who aren't even practicing. It's getting better than it was 5+ years ago, but it's still a very challenging job market right now for new law grads. And my point is that in many (I'd argue most) areas of practice in the legal industry these days, where you got your degree really has no bearing whatsoever. MAYBE it will increase your odds of getting that first interview; maybe, though possibly not even that (factors like class rank, involvement with law review or mock trial, practical experience, etc, all vastly more important for that first interview/hire). After that, unless you're trying for certain high level jobs, it is **** near meaningless in regards to how it will impact one's professional career in law.
The fact there are some people out there like you who won't hire a lawyer unless they came from a top school shouldn't be a factor in anyone's analysis as to the law school they are choosing. The concept of someone being worried they won't be able to get clients because their JD isn't from a top law school is simply asinine. All those top degrees do is open career doors like internships and associate positions at huge firms, judicial clerkships, etc. If that's not a career path someone is interested in then, no, they shouldn't try and go to a top school out of this weird conjectural fear you're trying to give off that clients won't hire you if you don't have a top school's name on your degree. That is nonsense.