OT: FSU fan snitching

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This is typical of the fake tough guy edge lords who live their lives under the protection of internet anonymity. They purposely start trouble but immediately go crying to the authorities when they get a response. Poke the bear, get bit, *****.
 
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What a ****.

The Wire Code GIF
 
Trust me, if those guys had wanted to, those little tiny rocks would’ve found their mark. They probably landed right around his feet there was no one around.

Not only that, he just announced his bltchassness to the world.

His picture is out there for the whole world to see.

He better be careful biking down US 1.


Yeah, he was sooooo concerned with the rocks hitting cars that were driving by.

So let me see if I understand this...multiple baseball players who have incredible accuracy throwing small objects, managed not to hit him OR any pedestrians OR any cars?

Sounds like everything worked out great.
 
Some questions...

Why is he still sporting the helmet while inside?

Why does his short-sleeved highlighter shirt have a zipper down the front?

Will buying a bike seat that doesn't constantly pinch his sack help with that high-pitched, feminine voice?

How many times has this guy's father wished, out loud, that he'd used a condom?

How often do you think this guy is pelted by **** while riding his bike (this can't be the first time someone has thrown rocks at this guy)?


Who has that photo/GIF of the bicycle seat with a ***** on it?
 
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Don’t really know any background on this guy but I saw him on his bike about a month ago waving a big FSU flag off Miracle Mile and Ponce. I yelled “You guys are just a basketball school now.” or something along those lines. He replied “don’t hate”. Trust me we’re not.
 
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Don’t really know any background on this guy but I saw him on his bike about a month ago waving a big FSU flag off Miracle Mile and Ponce. I yelled “You guys are just a basketball school now.” or something along those lines. He replied “don’t hate”. Trust me we’re not.

Maybe we start up a GoFundMe to have a sign with this guy's face and the caption beneath, "Beware: Local Snitch & Forfeit State University Apologist," pulled around in a trailer by a truck in the area around UM? Seems appropriate and not outside of CIS's wheelhouse. Don't we have a guy on the board who gets great deals on trailer ads?
 
Maybe we start up a GoFundMe to have a sign with this guy's face and the caption beneath, "Beware: Local Snitch & Forfeit State University Apologist," pulled around in a trailer by a truck in the area around UM? Seems appropriate and not outside of CIS's wheelhouse. Don't we have a guy on the board who gets great deals on trailer ads?


Can we pay extra to have the truck run this dipsh!te over?
 
He's inside a building. Why the **** doesn't he have a mask on? Is he trying to literally murder people?


It's a valid point. Someone needs to make a YouTube video of himself watching this guy's YouTube video and then post it with a message IN ALL CAPS.
 
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