OT: Cam Akers soliciting a gf on Twitter

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He’s a NFL athlete living in L.A, top 3 home of gold diggas & hookas!! If he can’t find a chick in LA, bruh is lame af!!

I got ninjas out here making $70k, driving Infiniti’s, pulling chicks left & right b/c they look like they balling. Yet, this dude probably driving in an everyday 600, flickering on his neck, saying he needs a gf??? Come on bruh. Way too easy out here.

Shiiid, maybe he needs to hit up Derwin or something. The first thing Derwin James did when he pulled up was pull out. Lol. The second thing was getting robbed, b/c if u ain’t from here, certain Hollywood spots are an entrapment to get wrecked if u floss w/ no street cred or vouch.
 
He’s a NFL athlete living in L.A, top 3 home of gold diggas & hookas!! If he can’t find a chick in LA, bruh is lame af!!

I got ninjas out here making $70k, driving Infiniti’s, pulling chicks left & right b/c they look like they balling. Yet, this dude probably driving in an everyday 600, flickering on his neck, saying he needs a gf??? Come on bruh. Way too easy out here.

Shiiid, maybe he needs to hit up Derwin or something. The first thing Derwin James did when he pulled up was pull out. Lol. The second thing was getting robbed, b/c if u ain’t from here, certain Hollywood spots are an entrapment to get wrecked if u floss w/ no street cred or vouch.
He doesnt want a money grubbin bytch but its to late for him. He prolly wants a female that likes him but hes an FSU dude so no one is going to like him. I would be tight if a bytch liked me for money but thats just me though.
 
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He’s a NFL athlete living in L.A, top 3 home of gold diggas & hookas!! If he can’t find a chick in LA, bruh is lame af!!

I got ninjas out here making $70k, driving Infiniti’s, pulling chicks left & right b/c they look like they balling. Yet, this dude probably driving in an everyday 600, flickering on his neck, saying he needs a gf??? Come on bruh. Way too easy out here.

Shiiid, maybe he needs to hit up Derwin or something. The first thing Derwin James did when he pulled up was pull out. Lol. The second thing was getting robbed, b/c if u ain’t from here, certain Hollywood spots are an entrapment to get wrecked if u floss w/ no street cred or vouch.
I go out there and show him how to do it. I got instant street cred.
 
This was just too funny not to share. It's went mildly viral on Twitter, which is also kind of awesome. Like what was going through this man's head when he posted this??? :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

Guess Covid got lots of people lonely these days...


I think he is saying is wants to flip to a trans GF.
 
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Akers sounds like a romantic. He needs to hang out at Whole Foods or attend/perform in a spoken word gig.

Was thinking the same thing. If he's not looking for a baby momma or escort, he needs to go incognito under a false last name, and find someone who doesn't recognize him. Fame & money are a double-edged sword. Never know the motivations of your inner circle.
 
These new ninjas are weird. This is the generation that grew up on Drake. Mentally soft simps. They need a female by their side to validate them.
They need a heavy dose of JT Money/Poison Clan.

Why the fvck would you want a GF anyway?!
You're in your prime, a professional athlete, millionaire, in tip-top shape...
You could be slaying a different flavor every night but you go on Twitter and tell the entire free world "i WaNt A gF". SMH

I got a buddy who's 27 and just recently became Miami PD.
He's swimming in new pu$$y and laughs at the thought of settling down right now.
AND HE'S JUST A COP!
Akers is a PRO...FOOTBALL...PLAYER!
 
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He doesnt want a money grubbin bytch but its to late for him. He prolly wants a female that likes him but hes an FSU dude so no one is going to like him. I would be tight if a bytch liked me for money but thats just me though.

Brotha; most likely, he’s going to get a money grubbing bytch. Lol. Unless he pulls up in a Hyundai, wearing a silver plated herring bone necklace, and the chick is vibing w him...there’s a 99% chance if he’s flexing anywhere in L.A, the chick is going to holla due to his flex & not b/c he’s a “good guy.”

Regardless, it’s too easy to fall in to pu$$y in L.A. All u gotta say “I’m trying to see that other angle, though...trying to see what The Gram don’t see”....get them blush. smile, laugh, or even respond w/ a “boy, pls”....and ITS DONE. 1000% of the times. Appeal to their vanity, and u getting them panties.
 
Cam @ Spago...

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