Oompa Loompa knocked out cold by Miami fan at UVA Tailgate

[Garnacho]

Blud knocked him out cold right in front of his Oompa Loompa cuddies and just left him there running off with a handle of Tito’s. How was your Saturday?

 

[L A M P]

@Cover 3 doin the Lords work again

 

[Memnon]

No cellphone footi?

 

[stormbrewing]

Need photo evidence… not that I don’t believe you, but I NEED THOSE PICS!! Gotta be hilarious

 

[Virginia_Cane]

I saw a UVA student flash the U down to a 40 year old hurricanes fan who looked like a bear. He had to be held back by 4 guys as the student ran away. Section 114ish if anyone was there.

 

[Caned Peach]

Blue lot road trip?

 

[Tony4Canes]

Was so tired of seeing the U down on Jumbotron by their students

 

[iLIKEDADE!]

Hopefully there’s footage and he gets charged with assault.

 

[Angry Ibis]

Is this going to be a weekly porsting schtick going forward?

 

[chrisRMNU]

I'm gonna need video of this to surface

 

[Suhrthing]

 

[Brains]

 

[Virginia_Cane]

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Why would I lie anonymously on a college football message board

 

[Geddy Lee]

Ok so you know idiots will post similar stuff for next weekend since it’s FSU. Video or it never happened.

 

[jackedaround]

His wife flew home without him

 

[Cover 3]

I have my entire Saturday prepared for next week. Stay tuned.

 

[Lil Bryant 305]

Was Cover3 backing you up

 

[NY Shyne]

Y’all need Jesus

 

[N25.45W81.21]

I found my hands spontaneously going U-down after the 114th hand-off up the middle with receiver in motion blocking nobody for another one yard gain. Or was it when their quarterback scrambled again for 20 yards on 3rd and 15? Can't remember, but nobody punched me, cuz the Canes around me were pulling their hair out to staunch the pain in their eyeballs. It was section 504, but I've got no footage, cuz I threw my phone at the ref who was trying to figure out how to subtract 10 seconds from 47.

 

[Empirical Cane]

Why would I lie anonymously on a college football message board

Absolutely not.