Ohio v Penn

Mario Hurricanes

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I hate them both. Is there a way for them both to lose?

Who are you wanting to come out on top for this game, and why?
 
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massive lightning strike on both sidelines and tornado taking the stadium and surrounding area.
 
I'll root for the entire stadium to ignite on fire such that the thermal updraft causes an incendiary cyclonic macrosystem that forms a hemispheric megastorm breaking down the molecular structure of the atmosphere and actually changing the laws of nature. Fire and water combine, burning clouds of flaming rain fall upward, gamma rays and solar winds ignite the ionosphere... and bolts of lightning 20 million miles long begin shooting out of the North Pole onto the field.
 
I'll root for the entire stadium to ignite on fire such that the thermal updraft causes an incendiary cyclonic macrosystem that forms a hemispheric megastorm breaking down the molecular structure of the atmosphere and actually changing the laws of nature. Fire and water combine, burning clouds of flaming rain fall upward, gamma rays and solar winds ignite the ionosphere... and bolts of lightning 20 million miles long begin shooting out of the North Pole onto the field.
Holy ****
 
I'll root for the entire stadium to ignite on fire such that the thermal updraft causes an incendiary cyclonic macrosystem that forms a hemispheric megastorm breaking down the molecular structure of the atmosphere and actually changing the laws of nature. Fire and water combine, burning clouds of flaming rain fall upward, gamma rays and solar winds ignite the ionosphere... and bolts of lightning 20 million miles long begin shooting out of the North Pole onto the field.
English please
 
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I'll root for the entire stadium to ignite on fire such that the thermal updraft causes an incendiary cyclonic macrosystem that forms a hemispheric megastorm breaking down the molecular structure of the atmosphere and actually changing the laws of nature. Fire and water combine, burning clouds of flaming rain fall upward, gamma rays and solar winds ignite the ionosphere... and bolts of lightning 20 million miles long begin shooting out of the North Pole onto the field.

Can you take out CA and NY too?
 
Ohhhhhh those crazy Pedo Staters and their comical level of lack of self awareness! That said, eff the Suckeyes too. I'll be watching Stanford pound that Notre Dame *** thus guaranteeing us the 8pm time slot next week.

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ISIS hitting, then an immediate earthquake

No, then we have to listen to weeks of tearful coverage talking about how brave the players were.

I'd rather they go to 47 OTs and PSU wins 2-0, then they both lose the following weekend because their players are so tired.
 
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FSU is my least favorite team in CFB. Ped State is #2. Hoping OSU blows 'em out at home.

Now hold on just a minute... While I probably do hate Ped State more than Ohio State (it's close), rooting for the Shīteyes to blow anybody out is just not right.
 
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