Official 8-4 Club Thread

[Pizzle]

Who the **** is Dan Sileo?

Dan Sileo isn't a who, but rather, a why?

Press clippings with his name highlighted or it isn't true.

 

[The Franchise]

 

[Jax Cane]

Dan Sileo has inside jokes with complete strangers

 

[Jfizz1021]

Danny Sileo has a Sam's Club membership for the sole purpose of buying highlighters and replacing scissors that get dull from clipping newspapers.

 

[No_Fly_Zone]

Dan Sileo can beat professional gamblers at poker using only UNO cards.

 

[RVACane]

Dan Sileo doesn't always drink beer... but when he does... he prefers Dos Equis.

 

[Ispyin]

Dan Sileo is so huge you can see him from space.

 

[TheU1984]

Dan Sileo didn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong phone.

 

[JgDaCane]

If you spell Dan Sileo backwards it spells Oelis Nad. That's Jesus Christ in egyption.

 

[ajkreider]

Due to the massive number of press clippings involved, The Miami Herald renamed themselves, "The Life and Times of Dan Sileo".

 

[Cane Dynasty]

Dan Sillyho #93 uses 20 gallon Hefty bags as condoms.

The kind with the drawstring.

 

[3rd-43]

Dan Sileo was born May 6, 1945
The ***** surrendered May 7, 1945

 

[RichterScale]

Sileo went to the fair one time and went to the lady who guesses your weight. She said "I don't know, you're kinda flabby but I bet you bench 535". He still went home with a big *** stuffed animal.

 

[Ispyin]

Who the **** is Dan Sileo?

Dan Sileo isn't a who, but rather, a why?

Dan Sileo is neither a who nor a why. It's a state of mind.

Sileotology

 

[LustNCanes]

Dan Sileo can speak Russian in French.

[MENTION=6088]Tweed[/MENTION], you're killing me!!! LMFAO

 

[kryptonite]

Holy sht, you guys are fckn killin me.

 

[MovingZen]

This thread is already better than the other one, and has more football talk.

 

[AV1994]

Dan sileo has his cake, and eats it too.

 

[Ispyin]

Dan Sileo ate his twin in the womb to get a natural supply of human growth hormones

 

[Caneandrew]

Who the **** is Dan Sileo?

The most interesting Cane in the world... duh