Now That UM Football is irrevocably Dead

[1mg of Epi]

I’ll be there by 4:30 am, @Cane Dynasty , with my singlet painted on, @1mg of Epi

I have nothing else to do but workout ALL day. Thanks to our OFFENSIVE offense.

If u need any help painting those hard to reach places, lemme know.

 

[Dwinstitles]

 

[gruntking]

It’d be cool if we had a men’s soccer team.

I bet the recruiting would be 2nd to none...

 

[LustNCanes]

What you say Lust? Matching ones for all the boys.View attachment 69158

PERFECTION!!!! Thanks, @1LuvCane

 

[LustNCanes]

If u need any help painting those hard to reach places, lemme know.

You KNOW us Firefighters must stick TOGETHER! 2 IN and 2 OUT!

 

[McKenzieMoore]

Unsurprisingly, Jim Larranaga appears to have put together a team that will outperform expectations, will upset a few top-tier teams, will be competitive in the ACC and again make the NCAA tournament. Not sure people will fully appreciate what that man has done to this program until after he has retired.

Our basketball team has Duke shook, but our football team doesn't. Never would have believed that a decade ago.

 

[1mg of Epi]

You KNOW us Firefighters must stick TOGETHER! 2 IN and 2 OUT!

Workin codes and blowin loads

 

[caneizzle#1]

Water Polo? One of my personal favorites! Right behind motor boating of course.

 

[Kempo Cane]

Title Nine

Cause Butch never took up wrestling!!! BBB

 

[Gatorhater]

Cause Butch never took up wrestling!!! BBB

Well we would have add a women’s sport to balance. I’ve got it, just have a woman’s wrestling team too, let’s say mud wrestling.

 

[Twhizman]

Flag football

 

[TheMatador]

Chess team is gonna wreck **** this season.

They probably have a bunch of Russian exchange students...never seen a Greek chessmaster....I know we apparently have a lot of Greeks on campus. (No offense to the Greek people....I love their food.)

 

[TheMatador]

I think I'm the 3 seed going in this time unless Brooklyndee enters.

@The Franchise still holds the 1 seed after his sweltering last second win last year vs The Turk.

Turk has to be 2 seed based on ******** length alone.

I'll take the 3 spot and see if I can pull an upset in the semis.

I doubt the Turk has a ********...most Turks are Muslim...I think Muslims practice circumcision.

 

[Cane Dynasty]

I doubt the Turk has a ********...most Turks are Muslim...I think Muslims practice circumcision.

Yeah sure....the Turk doesn't have ********......OK.

Schit looks like an anteater as he drags it across the locker room floor.

 

[cubin10]

I think I'm the 3 seed going in this time unless Brooklyndee enters.

@The Franchise still holds the 1 seed after his sweltering last second win last year vs The Turk.

Turk has to be 2 seed based on ******** length alone.

I'll take the 3 spot and see if I can pull an upset in the semis.

I will need to digest all of this, has Vegas posted the odds yet?

 

[LPK2006]

Time to hit the Light soon...Oh Boy....More Nepotism to look foward to....fml

Oh god. I think it's almost even more shocking to me that we've managed to F up the baseball program. Miami baseball was the gold standard, nearly unbroken, for several decades. Morris could have retired a couple years ago, and it would have been zero problem finding an elite top-tier coach to take over.