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TheOriginalCane said:
What in the actual ****?

1. F$U is playing 8 ACC games, Miami is playing 9 ACC games.
2. F$U's toughest OOC game is Alabama (AP preseason rank 13), Miami's toughest OOC game is Notre Dame (preseason rank 4).
3. F$U also plays Florida, New Mexico State, and Central Arkansas. Miami also plays Central Michigan and FAMU. But if F$U was playing 9 ACC games, there's no way in **** they would play BOTH Florida and Notre Dame, so let's not pretend they are TRYING to play a tough OOC schedule. In fact, 9 ACC games are more dangerous than playing 2 or 3 P2 OOC games, because the ACC games count for conference standings.

F$U plays the SAME "baby **** soft" schedule that Miami plays. Period. End of story.

Now, if it was some SEC school talking that ****, it would be different. But F$U fans are just hypocrites.
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This is spot on!
Except the SEC part. I think outside GA and TX it's completely overrated hype BS
 
TheOriginalCane said:
Oh, I'm not BUYING the "SEC-SEC-SEC" nonsense, I'm just saying I expect it out of them. But from an F$U fan? That's rich...
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FSU fan? Who exactly are you talking about? I fking hate FSU and UF. I usually agree with your takes, but just blindly saying coming from and FSU fan is lazy!
I was actually confused with your SEC part of the message
 
DeanCane said:
FSU fan? Who exactly are you talking about? I fking hate FSU and UF. I usually agree with your takes, but just blindly saying coming from and FSU fan is lazy!
I was actually confused with your SEC part of the message
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Relax. I'm talking about the FSU fan who made the original tweet that called our schedule "baby **** soft".

I'm saying "I could understand an SEC fan saying that, because they get high on their own supply, but how could an F$U fan say that nonsense with a straight face."
 
Canes Legacy said:
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1. OK, Jimbo didn't "cause" the decline. But there was a decline. Jimbo's final season at F$U was 5-6. Let's not pretend that didn't happen.

2. It's always funny when people put literal terms in quotation marks (and believe me, I use a LOT of quotation marks, but correctly, and not in this ridiculous way). Why did he call it "His offense"? Jimbo was an OC before he was a HC. I'm fairly certain it's "his offense" (intentional quotation marks). And why is "his offense" NOT, in fact "outdated"? Jimbo is going into his third year of NOT coaching, and his final three records at aTm were 8-4 (why does THAT sound familiar?), 5-7, and 6-4 before the firing. So, yeah, it will be 6 years since Jimbo went 9-1 in the COVID season. Is it really so criminal to believe that "his offense" is actually "outdated"?

3. aTm is often referred to as "Texas 8 & 4" (intentional quotation marks). Going 8-4 is a 0.667 winning percentage. Jimbo's actual winning percentage at aTm was 0.643. So, you know, Jimbo coached at "Texas Not Quite 8 & 4". If that is "fine" at a huge & wealthy SEC school, then we may need to redefine the word.

4. Jimbo is still "relevant" (Juevos Banchero provided the quotation marks), apparently because he landed the number one recruiting class in 2022. Uh, OK...the highest rated player (Walter Nolen) portaled out. The third highest rated player (Evan Stewart) portaled out. The fourth highest rated player (LT Overton) portaled out. The fifth highest rated player (Gabriel Brownlow-No-Dindy) portaled out. The sixth highest rated player (Conner Weigman) portaled out. The seventh highest rated player (Denver Harris) portaled out. The eighth highest rated player (Chris Marshall) portaled out. BUT HEY, congratulations on keeping Shemar Stewart!!! On to the 4 stars...the 9th highest rated player (Jacoby Mathews) portaled out. The 10th highest rated player (Enai White) portaled out. The 11th highest rated player (Anthony Lucas) portaled out. The 12th highest rated player (Kam Dewberry) portaled out. The 13th highest rated player (Smoke Bouie) portaled out. The 14th highest rated player (PJ Wiliams) portaled out. Maybe, JUST MAYBE, this "number one recruiting class in 2022" is part of the problem. aTm, quite literally, only kept ONE of their top 14 recruits from that "amazing" recruiting class.
 
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TheOriginalCane said:
1. OK, Jimbo didn't "cause" the decline. But there was a decline. Jimbo's final season at F$U was 5-6. Let's not pretend that didn't happen.

2. It's always funny when people put literal terms in quotation marks (and believe me, I use a LOT of quotation marks, but correctly, and not in this ridiculous way). Why did he call it "His offense"? Jimbo was an OC before he was a HC. I'm fairly certain it's "his offense" (intentional quotation marks). And why is "his offense" NOT, in fact "outdated"? Jimbo is going into his third year of NOT coaching, and his final three records at aTm were 8-4 (why does THAT sound familiar?), 5-7, and 6-4 before the firing. So, yeah, it will be 6 years since Jimbo went 9-1 in the COVID season. Is it really so criminal to believe that "his offense" is actually "outdated"?

3. aTm is often referred to as "Texas 8 & 4" (intentional quotation marks). Going 8-4 is a 0.667 winning percentage. Jimbo's actual winning percentage at aTm was 0.643. So, you know, Jimbo coached at "Texas Not Quite 8 &4". If that is "fine" at a huge & wealthy SEC school, then we may need to redefine the word.

4. Jimbo is still "relevant" (Juevos Banchero provided the quotation marks), apparently because he landed the number one recruiting class in 2022. Uh, OK...the highest rated player (Walter Nolen) portaled out. The third highest rated player (Evan Stewart) portaled out. The fourth highest rated player (LT Overton) portaled out. The fifth highest rated player (Gabriel Brownlow-No-Dindy) portaled out. The sixth highest rated player (Conner Weigman) portaled out. The seventh highest rated player (Denver Harris) portaled out. The eighth highest rated player (Chris Marshall) portaled out. BUT HEY, congratulations on keeping Shemar Stewart!!! On to the 4 stars...the 9th highest rated player (Jacoby Mathews) portaled out. The 10th highest rated player (Enai White) portaled out. The 11th highest rated player (Anthony Lucas) portaled out. The 12th highest rated player (Kam Dewberry) portaled out. The 13th highest rated player (Smoke Bouie) portaled out. The 14th highest rated player (PJ Wiliams) portaled out. Maybe, JUST MAYBE, this "number one recruiting class in 2022" is part of the problem. aTm, quite literally, only kept ONE of their top 14 recruits from that "amazing" recruiting class.
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I’m pretty sure fsu fans were calling his offense outdated back in 2017, basically a decade ago.
 
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They're so goofy. Toney has played one season of CFB, and he was **** young. LOL at comparing the two at this stage when one had a full college career and the other is just starting his career (and despite the ineperience, he had one of the best freshman seasons we've seen from a WR). Coping is their form of doping.
 
Was wearing a Miami shirt in Dallas a few months ago and couple Texas fans couldn't stop talking about how good they thought Toney was. Ohio st fan at work raves about Toney being fun to watch. Only FSU and Florida fans are so **** miserable they have to convince themselves hes mediocre or nothing special
 
Aren’t these the same goofy ******** who got excited because in their fake EA Sports world they got Toney to transfer to them? Now he’s not that great?
 
So this dip**** F$U fan, with absolutely no evidence, predicts that Malachi Toney "will have issues securing the ball".

Why?

Malachi Toney had zero drops in 2025. Malachi Toney had one fumble (ball stripped) in 2025, and right after that he came back to score the winning touchdown.

That means, after setting the ALL-TIME record at Miami for receptions, and also running the ball, and also passing the ball, Malachi Toney had exactly ONE problem with "securing the ball".

But, otherwise, some random F$U fan can INSIST, with absolutely no evidence or analysis, that he "will have issues securing the ball" in 2026. Because an F$U fan SAID SO...
 
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