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TheOriginalCane said:
So this dip**** F$U fan, with absolutely no evidence, predicts that Malachi Toney "will have issues securing the ball".

Why?

Malachi Toney had zero drops in 2025. Malachi Toney had one fumble (ball stripped) in 2025, and right after that he came back to score the winning touchdown.

That means, after setting the ALL-TIME record at Miami for receptions, and also running the ball, and also passing the ball, Malachi Toney had exactly ONE problem with "securing the ball".

But, otherwise, some random F$U fan can INSIST, with absolutely no evidence or analysis, that he "will have issues securing the ball" in 2026. Because an F$U fan SAID SO...
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Eh, pretty sure he had one vs Ohio St too but the ball bounced right back to him and he grabbed it. These idiots didn't watch any games besides the playoffs and saw that happen. Also proof they didn't see him dominate all year
 
CBurrr93 said:
We haven’t gotten full payback for 45-3. It’s time this year.
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Def still owe them for that. I made my wife and her friends stay and watch that whole game, convinced we’d make a miracle run. Still ****ed but slightly less delusional.

Also, technically that’s their payback for 2020’s 52-10

But I dont believe in that. I want to kick their asses every year.
 
JG14 said:
Eh, pretty sure he had one vs Ohio St too but the ball bounced right back to him and he grabbed it. These idiots didn't watch any games besides the playoffs and saw that happen. Also proof they didn't see him dominate all year
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It's not a fumble if you don't lose the ball...

It's just a bobble...
 
TheOriginalCane said:
It's not a fumble if you don't lose the ball...

It's just a bobble...
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nah I think he is right. It is still technically a fumble on the stat sheet, just not a fumble lost. I believe he was referencing the Downs hit where the ball actually hit the turf. If it never hit the turf I agree just a bobble but if you fumble and either you or a teammate recovers it, still a fumble. Regardless dumb af to 1. try to compare who is better between a rb and wr and 2. saying he is just pretty good is asinine. Dude is getting heisman love as a true soph that age wise should be a TF.
 
Cookie917 said:
nah I think he is right. It is still technically a fumble on the stat sheet, just not a fumble lost. I believe he was referencing the Downs hit where the ball actually hit the turf. If it never hit the turf I agree just a bobble but if you fumble and either you or a teammate recovers it, still a fumble. Regardless dumb af to 1. try to compare who is better between a rb and wr and 2. saying he is just pretty good is asinine. Dude is getting heisman love as a true soph that age wise should be a TF.
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I know. And I was using the ellipsis...to be sarcastic...

Still, Malachi lost the ball ONE TIME all season, and had an unbelievable number of touches in all three phases of the offense.

It's just crazy for an F$U fan to want Malachi to fumble so much that he tries to will it into existence...
 
Bearly said:
Def still owe them for that. I made my wife and her friends stay and watch that whole game, convinced we’d make a miracle run. Still ****ed but slightly less delusional.

Also, technically that’s their payback for 2020’s 52-10

But I dont believe in that. I want to kick their asses every year.
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Flew in for the game. Left at half. Call me what you wanna call me for that. I couldn’t stomach it. Was physically sick
 
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