Tears Nole Tears (“Offcial”)

We have never been at least since the 70s or something maybe beforehand and I don’t even know, as down as they are. They have six or more losses and seven of their last nine seasons. I think you have to go back to the 70s to find a 2 win season for us.

What we were essentially was seven and five for 20 years with a few below that and a few above that.

This last nine years for them other than that one undefeated season is the worst stint that either program has had in decades and they haven’t even come out on the other side yet

Miami has NEVER been down this bad, at least in my lifetime.
 
New warchant podcast out.

Baghdad Brendan Sonnone is leaving warchant. He literally said it sucks covering their trash program so he jumped at a regional recruiting coverage role for 247. When your beat writers can’t take it anymore you are in a bad way.
You know, there have been fans on this board who have waited TWENTY YEARS for this team to get where they are at now.

I've said it before; FSU was spoiled by Jimbo Fisher and Bobby Bowden. Its hard to become a powerhouse again after youve been down bad. Ask Florida, ask Nebraska, ****, ask US. There are a lot of moving parts building a program, and they all have to hit jackpots at roughly the same time.
 
I'm legitimately concerned for them. It was fun/funny for a while but CFB is better when Miami/FSU is at the level Michigan/Ohio St has been the past five years. I don't want them to circle the drain and get stuck like Nebraska still is. It's complicated bc they are a rival and you don't want them to win recruiting battles or to ever beat you yet - them becoming irrelevant doesn't help us either. The day is soon approaching that Miami/FSU could be a noon kick-off on ESPN 2 bc it just doesn't matter anymore. Even when they were dominant in the early 10's we played them close and almost beat them. It was competitive. They can't stack a third straight losing season and expect to claw their way out with some splash hire (who would they even get?)
 
I'm legitimately concerned for them. It was fun/funny for a while but CFB is better when Miami/FSU is at the level Michigan/Ohio St has been the past five years. I don't want them to circle the drain and get stuck like Nebraska still is. It's complicated bc they are a rival and you don't want them to win recruiting battles or to ever beat you yet - them becoming irrelevant doesn't help us either. The day is soon approaching that Miami/FSU could be a noon kick-off on ESPN 2 bc it just doesn't matter anymore. Even when they were dominant in the early 10's we played them close and almost beat them. It was competitive. They can't stack a third straight losing season and expect to claw their way out with some splash hire (who would they even get?)
Let them die
 
I'm legitimately concerned for them. It was fun/funny for a while but CFB is better when Miami/FSU is at the level Michigan/Ohio St has been the past five years. I don't want them to circle the drain and get stuck like Nebraska still is. It's complicated bc they are a rival and you don't want them to win recruiting battles or to ever beat you yet - them becoming irrelevant doesn't help us either. The day is soon approaching that Miami/FSU could be a noon kick-off on ESPN 2 bc it just doesn't matter anymore. Even when they were dominant in the early 10's we played them close and almost beat them. It was competitive. They can't stack a third straight losing season and expect to claw their way out with some splash hire (who would they even get?)
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I'm legitimately concerned for them. It was fun/funny for a while but CFB is better when Miami/FSU is at the level Michigan/Ohio St has been the past five years. I don't want them to circle the drain and get stuck like Nebraska still is. It's complicated bc they are a rival and you don't want them to win recruiting battles or to ever beat you yet - them becoming irrelevant doesn't help us either. The day is soon approaching that Miami/FSU could be a noon kick-off on ESPN 2 bc it just doesn't matter anymore. Even when they were dominant in the early 10's we played them close and almost beat them. It was competitive. They can't stack a third straight losing season and expect to claw their way out with some splash hire (who would they even get?)
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I'm legitimately concerned for them. It was fun/funny for a while but CFB is better when Miami/FSU is at the level Michigan/Ohio St has been the past five years. I don't want them to circle the drain and get stuck like Nebraska still is. It's complicated bc they are a rival and you don't want them to win recruiting battles or to ever beat you yet - them becoming irrelevant doesn't help us either. The day is soon approaching that Miami/FSU could be a noon kick-off on ESPN 2 bc it just doesn't matter anymore. Even when they were dominant in the early 10's we played them close and almost beat them. It was competitive. They can't stack a third straight losing season and expect to claw their way out with some splash hire (who would they even get?)
Well,.. what they need is something dramatic and tragic, ( worse than Norvell), like a team plane crash similar to Marshall. Then they can hire Matthew McConaughey to come and revive the program with 1stars and walk-ons, kinda like they have now, and have them rise from the ashes.. to mediocrity.” We Are.. STILL S**T” , has a nice ring to it.
 
I'm legitimately concerned for them. It was fun/funny for a while but CFB is better when Miami/FSU is at the level Michigan/Ohio St has been the past five years. I don't want them to circle the drain and get stuck like Nebraska still is. It's complicated bc they are a rival and you don't want them to win recruiting battles or to ever beat you yet - them becoming irrelevant doesn't help us either. The day is soon approaching that Miami/FSU could be a noon kick-off on ESPN 2 bc it just doesn't matter anymore. Even when they were dominant in the early 10's we played them close and almost beat them. It was competitive. They can't stack a third straight losing season and expect to claw their way out with some splash hire (who would they even get?)
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I'm legitimately concerned for them. It was fun/funny for a while but CFB is better when Miami/FSU is at the level Michigan/Ohio St has been the past five years. I don't want them to circle the drain and get stuck like Nebraska still is. It's complicated bc they are a rival and you don't want them to win recruiting battles or to ever beat you yet - them becoming irrelevant doesn't help us either. The day is soon approaching that Miami/FSU could be a noon kick-off on ESPN 2 bc it just doesn't matter anymore. Even when they were dominant in the early 10's we played them close and almost beat them. It was competitive. They can't stack a third straight losing season and expect to claw their way out with some splash hire (who would they even get?)

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This seems like a reasonable option for a new F$U mascot, when they eventually move on from cultural insensitivity...
The unconquered Seminole nation should have demanded that fsu cease using their likeness the second Norvell decided to forfeit a football game - let alone after the whinging about being snubbed, the worst bowl loss in football history and the 2-win season that followed. Poor reflection of those proud people.
 
I'm legitimately concerned for them. It was fun/funny for a while but CFB is better when Miami/FSU is at the level Michigan/Ohio St has been the past five years. I don't want them to circle the drain and get stuck like Nebraska still is. It's complicated bc they are a rival and you don't want them to win recruiting battles or to ever beat you yet - them becoming irrelevant doesn't help us either. The day is soon approaching that Miami/FSU could be a noon kick-off on ESPN 2 bc it just doesn't matter anymore. Even when they were dominant in the early 10's we played them close and almost beat them. It was competitive. They can't stack a third straight losing season and expect to claw their way out with some splash hire (who would they even get?)
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I'm legitimately concerned for them. It was fun/funny for a while but CFB is better when Miami/FSU is at the level Michigan/Ohio St has been the past five years. I don't want them to circle the drain and get stuck like Nebraska still is. It's complicated bc they are a rival and you don't want them to win recruiting battles or to ever beat you yet - them becoming irrelevant doesn't help us either. The day is soon approaching that Miami/FSU could be a noon kick-off on ESPN 2 bc it just doesn't matter anymore. Even when they were dominant in the early 10's we played them close and almost beat them. It was competitive. They can't stack a third straight losing season and expect to claw their way out with some splash hire (who would they even get?)
What in the actual **** is this? No. If they die, they die. And good. You know who these people are? That piece of **** Chuck Amato negative recruiting us over Pata's death, you forget that? Dude, you need to get your priorities in order. And in a hurry!
 
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