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That could be a P4 assistant like Schuman

OK, but assuming Schumann is a hot commodity, the question remains why would he go there? If he is a hot commodity, there are probably more stable P2 jobs that are going be available during that time period, don’t you think?
 


God****, Zach Blojob is such a BAD writer. Just look at this last sentence. It's written at a second-grade level of proficiency.


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What high profile P4 guy is going to want to go to that broke *** **** show?

Schuman knows the bag game, thing is will he implement those recruiting tactics as the head coach. That’s the risk. Some of Sabans staffers under him were willing to recruit daily like Mario Kirby etc. most of that coaching tree doesn’t do **** besides the great recruiters.

The most charismatic guys under Nick make the best head coaches imo
 
What high profile P4 guy is going to want to go to that broke *** **** show?

Schuman knows the bag game, thing is will he implement those recruiting tactics as the head coach. That’s the risk. Some of Sabans staffers under him were willing to recruit daily like Mario Kirby etc. most of that coaching tree doesn’t do **** besides the great recruiters.

The most charismatic guys under Nick make the best head coaches imo
What’s his rep? I heard he wasn’t the most charismatic.
 
Right. I can just look at Miami and Texas and show that you can get blue chip quarterbacks year after year.

Miami Hurricanes quarterback recruiting:
2025: .9171 Luke Nickel (signed with Carson Beck having been brought in)
2026: .9077 Dereon Coleman (signed with Darian Mensah having been brought in)
2027: .9850 Israel Abrams (committed despite having to compete with Nickel, Coleman, and a possible transfer quarterback)

Texas Longhorns quarterback recruiting:
2023: 1.000 Arch Manning (signed despite having to wait for two years for Quinn Ewers and blue-chip Malik Murphy on the roster)
2024: .9069 Trey Owens (signed despite having to compete with Manning and wait for Ewers)
2025: .9369 Karle Lacy (signed despite having to wait at least two years for Manning and Owen also being on the roster)
2026: .9903 Dia Bell (signed despite having to wait for at least one year for Manning, as well as compete with Owens and Lacy)
 
AI Prediction for FSU:

2026 FSU Game-by-Game Projections
DateOpponent / LocationConsensus PredictionDetails & Context
Aug 29New Mexico State (Home)WIN (1-0)An ideal tune-up game to kick off the season at Doak Campbell Stadium.
Sep 7SMU (Home)LOSS (1-1)A tough Labor Day ACC opener; SMU enters as an early road favorite.
Sep 19at Alabama (Away)LOSS (1-2)FSU heads to Tuscaloosa as a heavy two-touchdown underdog after a bye week.
Sep 26Central Arkansas (Home)WIN (2-2)A necessary non-conference rebound matchup against an FCS opponent.
Oct 3Virginia (Home)WIN (3-2)A crucial revenge spot after dropping a double-OT thriller to UVA last year.
Oct 9at Louisville (Away)LOSS (3-3)A difficult Friday night road atmosphere where the Cardinals hold the edge.
Oct 17at Miami (Away)LOSS (3-4)A fierce road rivalry game; analysts heavily favor a highly ranked Hurricanes squad.
Oct 31Clemson (Home)LOSS (3-5)Clemson comes out of the bye week looking to extend its recent dominance in Tallahassee.
Nov 7at Boston College (Away)WIN (4-5)A potential cold-weather trap game, but one FSU is expected to narrow out.
Nov 13at Pitt (Away)WIN (5-5)A short-week Friday game where FSU aims to keep its historical Pittsburgh streak alive.
Nov 21NC State (Home)WIN (6-5)Senior Day in Tallahassee secures essential bowl eligibility for the Seminoles.
 
AI Prediction for FSU:

2026 FSU Game-by-Game Projections

DateOpponent / LocationConsensus PredictionDetails & Context
Aug 29New Mexico State (Home)WIN (1-0)An ideal tune-up game to kick off the season at Doak Campbell Stadium.
Sep 7SMU (Home)LOSS (1-1)A tough Labor Day ACC opener; SMU enters as an early road favorite.
Sep 19at Alabama (Away)LOSS (1-2)FSU heads to Tuscaloosa as a heavy two-touchdown underdog after a bye week.
Sep 26Central Arkansas (Home)WIN (2-2)A necessary non-conference rebound matchup against an FCS opponent.
Oct 3Virginia (Home)WIN (3-2)A crucial revenge spot after dropping a double-OT thriller to UVA last year.
Oct 9at Louisville (Away)LOSS (3-3)A difficult Friday night road atmosphere where the Cardinals hold the edge.
Oct 17at Miami (Away)LOSS (3-4)A fierce road rivalry game; analysts heavily favor a highly ranked Hurricanes squad.
Oct 31Clemson (Home)LOSS (3-5)Clemson comes out of the bye week looking to extend its recent dominance in Tallahassee.
Nov 7at Boston College (Away)WIN (4-5)A potential cold-weather trap game, but one FSU is expected to narrow out.
Nov 13at Pitt (Away)WIN (5-5)A short-week Friday game where FSU aims to keep its historical Pittsburgh streak alive.
Nov 21NC State (Home)WIN (6-5)Senior Day in Tallahassee secures essential bowl eligibility for the Seminoles.
Shoot, with Ashton Daniels as their QB I'm not ready to count out New Mexico State....Virginia, Pitt, and Nc State could beat them too and bc if it's their red bandana game
 
If FSU starts out going 2-3 the team will quit just like they have the past couple years. I cant even sh*t on them when the whole world knows Norvell is gone no matter what.

If they lose to SMU, BAMA, and Virginia to start the year 3-9 is extremely possible.

Enjoy it while it lasts!!!
 
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