Tears Nole Tears (“Offcial”)

I hear a new feature to FSU GameDay experience will be 10 dollar tickets to home games, only paying 50 up-charge if you want to make a seating change during game; 75 dollars if you want to use state-of-the-bathrooms, 25 dollars for soap and water with complimentary bidet, and 100 dollars if you want to leave before 4th-quarter.
How much to use a urinal as opposed to a hole in the floor to take a whiz ?
The Tallahassee Glory Hole.
 
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He is mad lol


But he is right they always say the backups are better everytime first rounders leave, he aint lying about that. Replacing Bain and Mesidor is unlikely.
No one was talking about mesidor last offseason, we even had fans that wanted him coming off the bench..

The oline is where I worry the most.. that RT is what I wonder if it is playoff level play
 
While this is true, it wasn't very insighful of Corey. But that's OK, it's a problem that F$U will never have to worry about...
It's hard for every team in the country though. In no way does that mean Miami won't be better in 26 than 25. It's hard to replace 1st round pick caliber players, but that's the name of the game at the top of the sport. Corey is still in denial though. He views Bain, Mesidor, and Sisi as fluke 1st rounders rather than products of a good program. He suffers deeply from the delusion that allows FSU fans to think they're big brother.
 
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The guy on the bottom (pause) looks like he going through it. It's funny cause for 20 years they said we were broke and they laughed, now they are broke
With all that said they’ll be stuck with Mike another 2 years becuse they’re not gong to pay his buy out either 😂 they got the male Version of shalala that ****. . They’re not wlll to spend on kids why pay for his buy out . Who in there right mind would that job?
 
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With all that said they’ll be stuck with Mike another 2 years becuse they’re not gong to pay his buy out either 😂 they got the male Version of shalala that ****. . They’re not wlll to spend on kids why pay for his buy out . Who in there right mind would that job?
Yea the next hire will be a bridge HC possibly, someone to get it at decent levels if they can. But they will probably be fired as well
 
It's hard for every team in the country though. In no way does that mean Miami won't be better in 26 than 25. It's hard to replace 1st round pick caliber players, but that's the name of the game at the top of the sport. Corey is still in denial though. He views Bain, Mesidor, and Sisi as fluke 1st rounders rather than products of a good program. He suffers deeply from the delusion that allows FSU fans to think they're big brother.


Exactly.

"Miami won't have a better team this year...because because because they would have to go through the same CFP gauntlet as every other CFP team."

Suuuure...makes sense...

This dip**** confuses the quality of our team with some sort of guaranteed outcome. But those are two different teams. We MIGHT have a better team this year, but nobody can guarantee results in the playoffs.

Weird things can happen in elimination games. BUT...I like our chances THIS YEAR more than I liked our chances last year.

This is why we play the games.
 
I think he wants a non-SEC, non-B1G team in the conversation (better yet, beating up on media darlings). He's made his peace with it being Miami.


Right now, F$U's only shot at relevance is Miami.

If F$U is going to get into the Big 10, it will be on Miami's coattails. And if F$U is ever going to get better in recruiting, it will be due to them taking quality players that just miss out on commitable Miami offers.
 
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Death, taxes and the cyclicality (stupidity) of college FB man... No one is immune. Ever. The writing was on the wall when they ran off Jimbo and signed Willie Taggart. That was an epically bad trade. Norvell gave them a Fool's Gold 1.5 years, living entirely off transfers, and it was a massive red flag he couldn't win enough serious HS recruiting battles during that run. You need three things this era-- recruiting, that's where you get your Toney and Bain; the portal, where you get your K. Scott and your Ward; and money, lots of money. Jimbo warned them about the money, and there was evidence they couldn't overcome that recruiting, so they were functioning on 1 out of 3. That's doomsday for any program, I don't care how well you can scheme it.
 
It's hard for every team in the country though. In no way does that mean Miami won't be better in 26 than 25. It's hard to replace 1st round pick caliber players, but that's the name of the game at the top of the sport. Corey is still in denial though. He views Bain, Mesidor, and Sisi as fluke 1st rounders rather than products of a good program. He suffers deeply from the delusion that allows FSU fans to think they're big brother.

Our DL without two 1st round DE is going to take a step back in certain respects, we aren't delusiNOLES here. The difference is that Mario used both the portal and recruiting to keep the backstop very high level. So their take that we can't improve as a TEAM is based on their flawed data that they fell apart when all their NFL players left following the "snub." We are going to be very good at DE, and possibly still top 5 across the entire DL.
 
13 glorious months (give or take a week)...


2022:
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2023:
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13 glorious months (give or take a week)...


2022:
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2023:
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Man, I hate to say it, but Emory's arm snapping in half was a true blessing.

If we win that game on Veterans Day 2023, the world is not blessed with; The Snub, the worst bowl loss in football history, "DJ is better than Cam", a 2-win season, starting the next season 3-0 after beating the worst Bama team in a generation and two community colleges then losing 7 of the next 9, the utter and complete collapse of their entire program, forcing the acc to change the payouts just in time for us to take all of the payout money.... The script could not be written any better (well, maybe a TD on our last drive of the season).

Lost the battle, won the war.
 
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