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BALLHAWKU said:
Glory hole fsu 😂.
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HOLY **** you just unlocked a memory (no not that!).

When I was in high school, I worked as a cashier at a grocery store (lived up north for a few years. Think NE Pennsyltucky area, close to NJ border.) One hot, rainy summer afternoon, a group of about 7-8 middle aged women, led by one woman in particular, all walked in and went directly to the produce section. My friend Laura and I happened to both be working in the front two lanes, and Laura's was the first lane, the express lane. Obviously, I was right behind her. The women then all made their way to Laura's lane (ha! sounds like a Superman character...), where they each, one by one, checked out a single cucumber and nothing else.

Laura and I couldn't even look at each other or else we would we start laughing, so we had to look away until they were all gone and I was finished with my customers. I swear up until then I hadn't ever laughed so hard. I don't understand why women would actually use vegetables when there are perfectly good (AND SANITARY) electronic devices available.

Anyway. FSU sucks. The Seminole Rap is lame. Go Canes.
 
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