Tears Nole Tears (“Offcial”)

[Dees Brown]

Only thing Thomas Castellanos is drafting is a resume for Enterprise.

 

[3rd-43]

Only thing Thomas Castellanos is drafting is a resume for Enterprise.

Can’t wait to see the tik tok after his first “we’ll pick you up”

 

[GojiraCane]

FSU Isn’t Broken, It’s Unmodernized and That’s Why Every Loss Feels Like a Knockout

I was originally going to write this about legacy college football brands that are in distress and slow to modernize.

open.substack.com

 

[TriStarCane]

FSU Isn’t Broken, It’s Unmodernized and That’s Why Every Loss Feels Like a Knockout

I was originally going to write this about legacy college football brands that are in distress and slow to modernize.

open.substack.com

This article is written like every LinkedIn Bro’s post on how to increase ARR by $10 million lmao

 

[TakeitinDiaz]

This article is written like every LinkedIn Bro’s post on how to increase ARR by $10 million lmao

I like it because this article clearly credits how Miami has performed their rebuild without ever mentioning our name. Even fsu fans are knowingly jealous of our trench work

 

[The U is back to work]

This article is written like every LinkedIn Bro’s post on how to increase ARR by $10 million lmao

Word salad

 

[Arehel]

Word salad

A lot of words to say, were disorganized and have poor talent and development, i.e. our team, staff and governance sucks.

 

[caneingville]

Word salad

I agree that the article could (and should) have been 1/4 of its length. But I also agree with @TakeitinDiaz that the author was (not so) clearly saying FSU needs to be like Miami in order to succeed. Especially since five years ago, the roles were reversed, and we all were terrified that this was going to be us.

Life is good right now. Let’s just enjoy it.

 

[GojiraCane]

I like it because this article clearly credits how Miami has performed their rebuild without ever mentioning our name. Even fsu fans are knowingly jealous of our trench work

I was pretty much thinking of Miami when he was describing the building out of the lines as well.

 

[simplycanes]

Maybe they’ll let Jason Lopez take the snaps.

 

[TriStarCane]

Word salad

Look at this sentence:

“This is about Florida State, but it applies to any legacy brand that still believes relevance is something you defend rhetorically instead of something you rebuild structurally under modern conditions.”

Go **** yourself bud. This isn’t McKinsey

 

[TheOriginalCane]

FSU Isn’t Broken, It’s Unmodernized and That’s Why Every Loss Feels Like a Knockout

I was originally going to write this about legacy college football brands that are in distress and slow to modernize.

open.substack.com

Clearly this author won a bet.

A bet over whether he could write an entire sports article that includes at least 1,000 corporate buzz words…

 

[grover]

Look at this sentence:

“This is about Florida State, but it applies to any legacy brand that still believes relevance is something you defend rhetorically instead of something you rebuild structurally under modern conditions.”

Go **** yourself bud. This isn’t McKinsey

That is AI.

 

[TriStarCane]

That is AI.

That’s my thought too. The whole thing is like this. It’s like ChatGPT wrote it

 

[grover]

That’s my thought too. The whole thing is like this. It’s like ChatGPT wrote it

LOL. Probably was. And the human set the reading level at first year college freshman level to use "impressive" words.

 

[GojiraCane]

Florida State high school quarterback recruiting (2019 onward):

 

[Ghandi]

Florida State high school quarterback recruiting (2019 onward):

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Lmfao!

 

[caneingville]

Look at this sentence:

“This is about Florida State, but it applies to any legacy brand that still believes relevance is something you defend rhetorically instead of something you rebuild structurally under modern conditions.”

Go **** yourself bud. This isn’t McKinsey

Like an FSU grad could get hired at McKinsey.

 

[TriStarCane]

Like an FSU grad could get hired at McKinsey.

They need janitors too, brother

 

[ZeroBeachCane3]