Tears Nole Tears (“Offcial”)

[PennsylvaniaCane]

Don’t know why, but the simpleness of it made me laugh

 

[Gru]

 

[dk72]

I do have to say I love every single thing about the Noles sucking. Every single thing.

Exactly. None of that "I'd rather they be good so we have a better rivalry" BS. They are down, keep beating them down until there's nothing left.

 

[JG14]

Exactly. None of that "I'd rather they be good so we have a better rivalry" BS. They are down, keep beating them down until there's nothing left.

I want them to be so bad no conference wants them and they end up in the sun belt. And once they get there, I hope they go 0-12 every year

 

[shoeless]

We were once told about Brocktober and how he was going to lead them to the promised land once DJU was out.

 

[BALLHAWKU]

FSU fans elated that UT Permian Basin’s roster can now be raised

What am I missing here ? How is this ucf north related. ?

 

[Hurry-Cane]

So are they legit just hoping they can recreate the “portal team” when they went 13-0 and were snubbed? Cause that’s the only thing I can think of they’re hoping to pull off at this point

 

[Canes Legacy]

What am I missing here ? How is this ucf north related. ?

They were already pursuing a LB I believe from UT Permian Basin, now that coach is leaving they can raid the whole roster!

 

[simplycanes]

Noles looking over their '26 roster

 

[GojiraCane]

Here's an initial roster comparison, based on current state and without any transfer players having been added to FSU's roster:

Composite Score
2026: .8909
2025: .8909
2024: .8942
2023: .8807
2022: .8695

2026 Florida State Position Group Advantages:

• Tight End (2026: .8998, 2025: 8911)
• Quarterback (2026: 8974, 2025: 8704)
• Defensive End (2026: 9070, 2025: 9031)
• Linebacker (2026: 8818, 2025: 8720)
• Safety (2026: .8723, 2025: 8643)

Florida State will need to bring in a quarterback, if only for depth purposes. They already have twelve wide receivers; they will be challenged to bring in many more.

 

[simplycanes]

Here's an initial roster comparison, based on current state and without any transfer players having been added to FSU's roster:

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Composite Score
2026: .8909
2025: .8909
2024: .8942
2023: .8807
2022: .8695

2026 Florida State Position Group Advantages:

• Tight End (2026: .8998, 2025: 8911)
• Quarterback (2026: 8974, 2025: 8704)
• Defensive End (2026: 9070, 2025: 9031)
• Linebacker (2026: 8818, 2025: 8720)
• Safety (2026: .8723, 2025: 8643)

Florida State will need to bring in a quarterback, if only for depth purposes. They already have twelve wide receivers; they will be challenged to bring in many more.

12 WR to run Malzahn scheme? Sounds a little light. Double it.

 

[caneingville]

 

[caneingville]

 

[Gru]

Who these bums getting in the portal? Joseph from ODU?

 

[LMCane]

LMAO why does Glenn enter the Portal

a few hours before Castellanos leaves for the NFL?!?!

 

[LMCane]

Not to worry. They have reinforcements coming from Citadel and Kennesaw state.

since the Noles will have around TWENTY guys hitting the portal-

how many did they lose to leaving college as seniors or Juniors for the NFL?

 

[caneingville]

LMAO why does Glenn enter the Portal

a few hours before Castellanos leaves for the NFL?!?!

Would you want to stick around?

 

[LMCane]

LMAO at the Noles losing BOTH of their starting QBs the same day!!

DJ LAGWAY come on down!

 

[caneingville]

LMAO at the Noles losing BOTH of their starting QBs the same day!!

DJ LAGWAY come on down!

He already announced that he's transferring!

 

[TaylorWalls]

They all think Sperry passed Glenn on the depth chart.