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RozayCane said:
“It’s Coming” 😂😂

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What a load of HORSE****.

The "we" of his coaching staff don't "know what it looks like". Prison Mike has fired nearly everyone involved with his one lucky 2023 season. The rest of the dopey corching staff that he has hired are just random dudes with short and/or inglorious achievement.

Furthermore, the "program" is not built on standards or a culture. For 6 years, Norvell has been a TERRIBLE recruiter and developer of high school talent, racking up subpar talent rankings and sending none of his HS recruits to the first round of the draft. This culture was supplemented by a bunch of mercenaries from the Portal. For one glorious year (when nobody was competing with F$U in the Portal), they were able to find enough talent to offset the lack of high-school-recruit talent. But ever since then, it has been an endless string of deadbeats who were happy to cash the overly-large NIL paychecks that F$U has doled out, while submitting reimbursement receipts for 2 wins in 2024 and 5 wins in 2025.

There IS NO "culture" at F$U any longer. Yes, F$U will manage to hand out scholarships and helmets to 85-95 guys, but they will be nowhere near as talented as what F$U had in 2023. Even worse, they will be less unified and more lackadaisical, since there is no accountability at F$U. The SemenHole fans LOVED to talk about how "The Snub" made their players feel like "winning all the games wasn't enough", and that somehow these soft-batch dip****s lost the will and motivation to play tackle football at a level that would allow them to escape to the NFL. Fine. Let's say, for a moment, that any non-FSU-fan bought that drivel. Wouldn't it also be true that when a university acknowledges that it has a lack of funds to fire a terrible coach who has posted 2-win and 5-win seasons over the past two years, that the PLAYERS would realize there ARE NO STANDARDS, there is no reason that anyone can lose a job at F$U, and they would lose respect for such a coach?

Exactly.

F$U football is dead. But currently, they are in the "chicken-with-its-head-cut-off" phase. They are running around aimlessly, splattering their own blood everywhere, and they don't even realize they've been dead for a minute.
 
RozayCane said:
“It’s Coming” 😂😂

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Is Prison Mike turning into Mark Sanchez with the Fu Manchu?

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TheOriginalCane said:
What a load of HORSE****.

The "we" of his coaching staff don't "know what it looks like". Prison Mike has fired nearly everyone involved with his one lucky 2023 season. The rest of the dopey corching staff that he has hired are just random dudes with short and/or inglorious achievement.

Furthermore, the "program" is not built on standards or a culture. For 6 years, Norvell has been a TERRIBLE recruiter and developer of high school talent, racking up subpar talent rankings and sending none of his HS recruits to the first round of the draft. This culture was supplemented by a bunch of mercenaries from the Portal. For one glorious year (when nobody was competing with F$U in the Portal), they were able to find enough talent to offset the lack of high-school-recruit talent. But ever since then, it has been an endless string of deadbeats who were happy to cash the overly-large NIL paychecks that F$U has doled out, while submitting reimbursement receipts for 2 wins in 2024 and 5 wins in 2025.

There IS NO "culture" at F$U any longer. Yes, F$U will manage to hand out scholarships and helmets to 85-95 guys, but they will be nowhere near as talented as what F$U had in 2023. Even worse, they will be less unified and more lackadaisical, since there is no accountability at F$U. The SemenHole fans LOVED to talk about how "The Snub" made their players feel like "winning all the games wasn't enough", and that somehow these soft-batch dip****s lost the will and motivation to play tackle football at a level that would allow them to escape to the NFL. Fine. Let's say, for a moment, that any non-FSU-fan bought that drivel. Wouldn't it also be true that when a university acknowledges that it has a lack of funds to fire a terrible coach who has posted 2-win and 5-win seasons over the past two years, that the PLAYERS would realize there ARE NO STANDARDS, there is no reason that anyone can lose a job at F$U, and they would lose respect for such a coach?

Exactly.

F$U football is dead. But currently, they are in the "chicken-with-its-head-cut-off" phase. They are running around aimlessly, splattering their own blood everywhere, and they don't even realize they've been dead for a minute.
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I'm glad you're feeling better!
 
RozayCane said:
“It’s Coming” 😂😂

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You can tell he doesn’t believe a single ******* thing he’s saying. Not one word.

He’s just checking off rote and cliché phrases to try and get through the interview.

Dude is just collecting a paycheck until he gets fired and gets his guaranteed buyout. He stopped giving a **** a while back. He knows he’s not taking the program anywhere, so it’s just about maximizing his income and buyout potential at this point.
 
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Even Jesus couldn't resurrect FSU at this point. At least Lazarus still had a head and a body. Noles have neither.
 
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