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DTP said:
The greatest Gus Malzahn offense example in history.

Step1. Run some gimmicks on your first drive to throw off the opposing defense.

Step 2. Get figured out by the opposing coordinator easily by your second possession.

Step 3. Do a whole lot of nothing while falling behind.

Step 4. Rack up empty statistics running the ball against prevent defenses while eating up clock on 19 play drives. When the game is out of reach.

Step 5. Point at the stat sheet and say “see we’re good, we got all these yards”.
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Gus empty his play book in desperation mode
 
Here’s the best thing about FSU. This is as good as they’re going to get. They might ride the Gus Bus and Castellanos to 8 or 9 wins this year but they’ve done nothing in recruiting that builds on it. You still have a roster full of three star recruits. Norvell has been there long enough and the bottom line is, he can’t recruit. He’s never going to get better. They can keep trying to plug holes with castoff players but they’ll never make the jump from 8 win team to playoff program by signing a bunch of 3 star kids.
 
DTP said:
You’re always going to see some weird variances on their first possession. But there’s always a counter. And Gus doesn’t have anything to counter a counter.
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Except adding more counters to his quadruple reverses. Elite stuff.

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caneingville said:
They’re gonna buy players?!?!?

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“Here as FSU, we don’t buy players. We don’t rent players. They come here for the love of the university, for the love of the game. And for the arcane restroom facilities. Those Miami players may seem to be tough, but let me tell you something; if you have to hold it in for an entire season because the one functioning urinal is on the fritz - that’s real toughness. That’s real courage. And I’ll take that over the toughness exhibited by Miami any day.”
 
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GojiraCane said:
“Here as FSU, we don’t buy players. We don’t rent players. They come here for the love of the university, for the love of the game. And for the arcane restroom facilities. Those Miami players may seem to be tough, but let me tell you something; if you have to hold it in for an entire season because the one functioning urinal is on the fritz - that’s real toughness. That’s real courage. And I’ll take that over the toughness exhibited by Miami any day.”
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fsu might have to cancel their season when 90% of their team is in kidney failure from not taking a **** for 8 weeks straight
 
TakeitinDiaz said:
I can’t express how much I love this take. Sure, there’s no reason why any young man in the world would ever want to live in Miami for four years. EVERYBODY knows Tallahassee has so much more to offer. It’s just that that money makes them suck it up. Really sucks to have money AND live in miami
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Why go to Miami when you can have this?

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