Tears Nole Tears (“Offcial”)

[DTP]

When they couldn’t punch it in after blowing their load on that first drive I knew we had them.

You’re always going to see some weird variances on their first possession. But there’s always a counter. And Gus doesn’t have anything to counter a counter.

 

[Empirical Cane]

Yes.

 

[Canes Legacy]

Yes.

who knew fsu hated Texas Tech too

 

[Fatboycane]

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This could be the new crying Jordan meme

 

[3rd-43]

This could be the new crying Jordan meme

According to the midget, they didn’t get beat lol

 

[Golsen82]

The greatest Gus Malzahn offense example in history.

Step1. Run some gimmicks on your first drive to throw off the opposing defense.

Step 2. Get figured out by the opposing coordinator easily by your second possession.

Step 3. Do a whole lot of nothing while falling behind.

Step 4. Rack up empty statistics running the ball against prevent defenses while eating up clock on 19 play drives. When the game is out of reach.

Step 5. Point at the stat sheet and say “see we’re good, we got all these yards”.

Gus empty his play book in desperation mode

 

[CANE]

Watching warchant post game podcast is an epic tears of its own.
Asking for Miami to be investigated for nil.

“This is a program question, right? .You had the momentum after week 1, 2, 3. And guys, what did we do with it?? This is a MASSIVE RECRUITING WEEKEND!
Can they spin it into a win????”

 

[TakeitinDiaz]

Yes.

I can’t express how much I love this take. Sure, there’s no reason why any young man in the world would ever want to live in Miami for four years. EVERYBODY knows Tallahassee has so much more to offer. It’s just that that money makes them suck it up. Really sucks to have money AND live in miami

 

[Golsen82]

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Walmart Miami fans lol. Think he's getting mixed up with fsu and uf fans

 

[DTP]

Here’s the best thing about FSU. This is as good as they’re going to get. They might ride the Gus Bus and Castellanos to 8 or 9 wins this year but they’ve done nothing in recruiting that builds on it. You still have a roster full of three star recruits. Norvell has been there long enough and the bottom line is, he can’t recruit. He’s never going to get better. They can keep trying to plug holes with castoff players but they’ll never make the jump from 8 win team to playoff program by signing a bunch of 3 star kids.

 

[simplycanes]

You’re always going to see some weird variances on their first possession. But there’s always a counter. And Gus doesn’t have anything to counter a counter.

Except adding more counters to his quadruple reverses. Elite stuff.

 

[simplycanes]

Yes.

They really need WiFi in tally, no one told them.

 

[clevelandcane81]

Gus empty his play book in desperation mode

someone needs to make a pic of Coach D NO flipping through his play cards with Gus's face

 

[mirvin88]

Yes.

 

[Rambodesambo]

Yes.

We should ask this semenhole bicth if thier players play for free?

 

[RozayCane]

Team should have jumped #11.. at least the 3rd strings guys

 

[gambino97]

 

[GojiraCane]

They’re gonna buy players?!?!?

REPRORTED

“Here as FSU, we don’t buy players. We don’t rent players. They come here for the love of the university, for the love of the game. And for the arcane restroom facilities. Those Miami players may seem to be tough, but let me tell you something; if you have to hold it in for an entire season because the one functioning urinal is on the fritz - that’s real toughness. That’s real courage. And I’ll take that over the toughness exhibited by Miami any day.”

 

[RozayCane]

FSU running a 3-3-5 defense reminds of when Fat Al Folden tried to turn us into Penn State

 

[JG14]

“Here as FSU, we don’t buy players. We don’t rent players. They come here for the love of the university, for the love of the game. And for the arcane restroom facilities. Those Miami players may seem to be tough, but let me tell you something; if you have to hold it in for an entire season because the one functioning urinal is on the fritz - that’s real toughness. That’s real courage. And I’ll take that over the toughness exhibited by Miami any day.”

fsu might have to cancel their season when 90% of their team is in kidney failure from not taking a **** for 8 weeks straight