Tears Nole Tears (“Offcial”)

[Rito]

This is not a joke or an exaggeration, but...

...that might be the worst F$U opening day roster I've seen since the 1970s.

exactly what I said... its almost sad how bad it is.

 

[Imukat]

 

[gogeta4]

Went from Ohio State to Missouri to UCF to FSU in 8months

yep screamed character issue. Ryan Schneider your coach and kb the wr coach when we didnt push i knew something. fsu could take a chance i gus they was desperate.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Went from Ohio State to Missouri to UCF to FSU in 8months

Downgrade from Taint to Mizzou.

Downgrade from Mizzou to UCF.

Downgrade from UCF to FSU.

Sad...

 

[JD08]

Downgrade from Taint to Mizzou.

Downgrade from Mizzou to UCF.

Downgrade from UCF to FSU.

Sad...

 

[TheOriginalCane]

 

[X275]

The only position they seem genuinely freaked out about is safety. Ryan Williams gonna have 200 on them alone

In the first half

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

This 2025 FSU team objectively looks worse than last year’s squad with the only improvement being QB mobility. How is this even possible with a 2-10 squad to compare to. Since I’ve been alive, Miami has never been this bad. Not even close.

 

[TomAce]

This 2025 FSU team objectively looks worse than last year’s squad with the only improvement being QB mobility. How is this even possible with a 2-10 squad to compare to. Since I’ve been alive, Miami has never been this bad. Not even close.

That includes the late 90s probation years

 

[FL Cane]

This 2025 FSU team objectively looks worse than last year’s squad with the only improvement being QB mobility. How is this even possible with a 2-10 squad to compare to. Since I’ve been alive, Miami has never been this bad. Not even close.

‘07 Miami is the worst recent team we’ve had, and they would blow out this ‘25 FSU team.

Genuinely a terrible roster. They have zero depth and basically need amazing injury luck to reach bowl eligibility.

 

[FL Cane]

Looked through their board and saw that Bud Elliot is trying to bring a semblance of a reality check to them and they just don’t want to listen. Like the below is just one example

Bud called it last year with them when no one else listened

 

[Dwinstitles]

They were saying they were going to pound the rock with their veteran line. Completely ignoring the guys they lost.

They also said they had the best DL in the country.

They on down times, whenever players like their qb start talking like they are elite you in dark times. I remember kids always saying bring the U back and they were most of the time trash. FSU right now is in dark times the fan base doesn’t realize it but once the seasons over he loses 100% of the fan base.

 

[dycane]

If I were a betting man, I would think FSU/Bama and OSU/Tx are absolute locks to go under the total this weekend. The QB play is going to rough across the board.

 

[Cajuncane]

Downgrade from Taint to Mizzou.

Downgrade from Mizzou to UCF.

Downgrade from UCF to FSU.

Sad...

I assuming that part of his NIL when he was at Taint was a bus pass that he’s trying to use while it’s valid….

 

[flips]

I'll be the king of zamunda before oompa loompa castellanos is 5'11

 

[canesallday24]

This 2025 FSU team objectively looks worse than last year’s squad with the only improvement being QB mobility. How is this even possible with a 2-10 squad to compare to. Since I’ve been alive, Miami has never been this bad. Not even close.

2022 (the Manolo Legacy team)? That team should’ve been 3-9.

 

[GojiraCane]

‘07 Miami is the worst recent team we’ve had, and they would blow out this ‘25 FSU team.

Genuinely a terrible roster. They have zero depth and basically need amazing injury luck to reach bowl eligibility.

2007 Miami Hurricanes Composite Score: .8868
2025 Florida State Seminoles Composite: .8924

Technically, the weakest team on paper that Miami fielded was the 2012 squad which had an average composite of .8646

On paper, this year's FSU squad rates slightly worse than last year (.8924 versus .8956)

 

[BishopEli]

Kayne Farquharson.... that was one of the first guys I remember being super hyped about as the recruiting sites were starting to blow up, great name too.

 

[SSCane]

Someone tried to flush a paper towel. It happens.

******* is full.
Forgot to pump out the chemical toilets.

 

[Imukat]

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2007 Miami Hurricanes Composite Score: .8868
2025 Florida State Seminoles Composite: .8924

Technically, the weakest team on paper that Miami fielded was the 2012 squad which had an average composite of .8646

On paper, this year's FSU squad rates slightly worse than last year (.8924 versus .8956)

That’s missing the two FSU walkons in the two deep.