Tears Nole Tears (“Offcial”)

LOL I’m a little younger than you (late Gen Xer), but I havent seen Porky’s since the 90s. And I don’t think I was sober anyway, since I’m pretty sure I watched it in a friend’s room in Pearson! I should give that a rewatch.
I didn't actually watch it for the first time until the late 80's (born in '73) but since then I try to watch it once a year or so
 
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Saw they were ranked #48 in the coaches poll. Does anyone think these guys could be just as bad as last year? The RB room isn’t bad with Roydell healthy, but man, that WR room is straight culo.
 
Saw they were ranked #48 in the coaches poll. Does anyone think these guys could be just as bad as last year? The RB room isn’t bad with Roydell healthy, but man, that WR room is straight culo.


I definitely think they could win fewer than 6 games.

They'll get blown out by Alabama and notch two quick OOC wins after that. But then they go up to UVa and play us right after that. They might easily be 2-2 for September.
 
Saw they were ranked #48 in the coaches poll. Does anyone think these guys could be just as bad as last year? The RB room isn’t bad with Roydell healthy, but man, that WR room is straight culo.

bama, Clemson, us, UF, Pitt are most likely losses. 7-5 is best case scenario. Even if they sneak in a W in that group they’ll prob drop another 1 or 2 from rest of acc schedule.

I’d say 5-7 to 7-5 being realistic.
 
This is a real tweet LMAOOOOOOOOO


Holy **** the comments.
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bama, Clemson, us, UF, Pitt are most likely losses. 7-5 is best case scenario. Even if they sneak in a W in that group they’ll prob drop another 1 or 2 from rest of acc schedule.

I’d say 5-7 to 7-5 being realistic.
I kept harping on how bad their WR room was going into last year as a sign that they would be terrible. The same applies to this year. It’s arguably a worse room. They got Duce from USC and a guy who did nothing at Ole Miss. Not a lot beyond that.
 
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If they keep it within 21 or less week 1 they might move up.
They’ll throw the kitchen sink at first. Will maybe even get points on their first drive, since Norvell does do a solid job of scripting those.

However, if they game turns ugly quick, theylll pull out the playbook they ran against us last year. Plodding time consuming drives. Norvell would prefer a 34-20 type of loss to a 38-10 beatdown.
 
Their commitment is **** near admirable

**** em

But still
Yes, **** them.

This is the SAME **** fanbase who believes that they are the single-most coveted program available, acting as if they are so modestly keeping their legs crossed tightly, yet salivating and eagerly waiting to spread their fluffer legs for all the conference offers to be thrown at them now that they so courageously sued the ACC and proved themselves too hot to hang with the lowly stank of SMU, Cal, and Stanford?

GTFOOH.
 
Yes, **** them.

This is the SAME **** fanbase who believes that they are the single-most coveted program available, acting as if they are so modestly keeping their legs crossed tightly, yet salivating and eagerly waiting to spread their fluffer legs for all the conference offers to be thrown at them now that they so courageously sued the ACC and proved themselves too hot to hang with the lowly stank of SMU, Cal, and Stanford?

GTFOOH.
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Yes, **** them.

This is the SAME **** fanbase who believes that they are the single-most coveted program available, acting as if they are so modestly keeping their legs crossed tightly, yet salivating and eagerly waiting to spread their fluffer legs for all the conference offers to be thrown at them now that they so courageously sued the ACC and proved themselves too hot to hang with the lowly stank of SMU, Cal, and Stanford?

GTFOOH.
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They’ll throw the kitchen sink at first. Will maybe even get points on their first drive, since Norvell does do a solid job of scripting those.

However, if they game turns ugly quick, theylll pull out the playbook they ran against us last year. Plodding time consuming drives. Norvell would prefer a 34-20 type of loss to a 38-10 beatdown.

If they get down in games, how do they come back? Lil Tommy is a below average passer, and Malzahn has no clue how to orchestrate a passing game. If Bama or anyone else gets up by a couple scores early in the second half, it’s liable to be a turnover and three-and-out fest.

Someone earlier said their WRs would be worse. I genuinely don’t think that’s possible. That was the worst WR group I’ve ever seen at FSU in my lifetime last year. The stone dead worst. Squirrel White is halfway decent, at least. Duce Robinson hasn’t lived up to his billing but has made some plays. They’ll be better there because they literally can’t be as bad. Brian Monroe would’ve been the 3rd best WR on that team last year. But Castellanos isn’t sitting in a pocket and dissecting anyone. If they get down, it’s going to get ugly for them this year.
 
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