Tears Nole Tears (“Offcial”)

With that kind of coin and that’s what you end up getting caught out there with?

Jfc! If you’re gonna lose half your sht….. at least make people say “ok I get it. She’s a smoke show”


But they can do it at work...
 
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Slowly but surely, they’re turning it into Hard Rock Stadium. By 2138, they’ll have the over hanging roof
Come to Doak…now with such new modern accessories as:

- Seats!
- Water closets, complete with dangling pull handle
- Intergrated, green oxygenation system (ie there is no roof and air flows in freely)
- A scoreboard featuring a 30 inch picture tube TV for replays (standard definition)
- Upgraded sound system connected to stadium MC’s tape deck
- Greener grass (we fertilized for the first time this decade)
- Integrated organic hydration (there is no roof so you can be doused with natural water. However rain is charged at $5 per minute per seat)
 
FSU now has no RB, no true Tackle and no DE in their class. Their LB class is very weak as well. FSU’s class is so unbalanced, CB, WR and DT, that’s about it.
 
Come to Doak…now with such new modern accessories as:

- Seats!
- Water closets, complete with dangling pull handle
- Intergrated, green oxygenation system (ie there is no roof and air flows in freely)
- A scoreboard featuring a 30 inch picture tube TV for replays (standard definition)
- Upgraded sound system connected to stadium MC’s tape deck
- Greener grass (we fertilized for the first time this decade)
- Integrated organic hydration (there is no roof so you can be doused with natural water. However rain is charged at $5 per minute per seat)
Don’t forget those new trough urinals….
 
My favorite thing is their writers making up their own grades for guys that they’re going to have to settle for
Par for the course for them. Pretty sure this dude was the same one who decided last year to make up his own stats after one of their scrimmages to try and convince their fanbase that DJU wasn't complete dog**** the way the actual stats said he was.
 
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