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GojiraCane said:
Can you imagine if someone switched out the flags for real, so if and when FSU scored…that picture actually took place?

Or perhaps if you pay Big Spear Energon $15,000 they will make this happen?
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"PUNK OUR PROGRAM IN FRONT OF A HALF-FULL DOAK CAMPBELL STADIUM."

That's right, you and your ****y children can run flags across our logo denigrating the FSU brand before a home game. Or you can have Renegade and our cheerleaders do it for you at no extra charge. Say anything you like, really make it burn. We need the money. Afterwards, your kids can play at our circus for an hour and each one will receive nine college credits (only good at FSU).

$15,000

*For an extra $5,000 you can punch renegade in the mouth on the 50.

Email us at LittleSpearEnergy@erectorset.com
 
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Cryptical Envelopment said:
"PUNK OUR PROGRAM IN FRONT OF A HALF-FULL DOAK CAMPBELL STADIUM."

That's right, you and your ****y children can run flags across our logo denigrating the FSU brand before a home game. Or you can have Renegade and our cheerleaders do it for you at no extra charge. Say anything you like, really make it burn. We need the money. Afterwards, your kids can play at our circus for an hour and each receive nine college credits (only good at FSU).

$15,000

*For an extra $5,000 you can punch renegade in the mouth on the 50.

Email us at LittleSpearEnergy@erectorset.com
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I'd feel bad about punching the horse but can I deck the white frat boy in red face makeup that rides him?
 
Cryptical Envelopment said:
"PUNK OUR PROGRAM IN FRONT OF A HALF-FULL DOAK CAMPBELL STADIUM."

That's right, you and your ****y children can run flags across our logo denigrating the FSU brand before a home game. Or you can have Renegade and our cheerleaders do it for you at no extra charge. Say anything you like, really make it burn. We need the money. Afterwards, your kids can play at our circus for an hour and each receive nine college credits (only good at FSU).

$15,000

*For an extra $5,000 you can punch renegade in the mouth on the 50.

Email us at LittleSpearEnergy@erectorset.com
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LOL!

For $100,000 you can get Renegade burgers, cooked up by Coach Norvell

The possibilities at BigSpearEnergon are limitless.
 
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For $125,000 you'll get the entire team and staff to travel down to your school's practice facility where they will carol the following:

 
They’re drinking up that Doak **** water this spring.

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Imukat said:
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ftw.usatoday.com

Man who played FSU's mascot killed over argument about gumbo

A man who played Osceola at Florida State University was killed by a coworker at a restaurant this week after the two began arguing over gumbo spices. Caleb Joshua Halley died from his injuries on Thursday. From the Tallahassee Democrat: Accord
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Bruh… over some gumbo?! U in a fight… to the death… over how much seasoning to put in a pot of gumbo…. a pot of gumbo that you ain’t even gonna be eating. Soooo my question is, how many bad decisions have you made in your life, if you find yourself in a similar situation? ****.
 
Imukat said:
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ftw.usatoday.com

Man who played FSU's mascot killed over argument about gumbo

A man who played Osceola at Florida State University was killed by a coworker at a restaurant this week after the two began arguing over gumbo spices. Caleb Joshua Halley died from his injuries on Thursday. From the Tallahassee Democrat: Accord
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He gets to go to Cajun Valhalla now. Only people who have died over gumbo and fighting alligators are allowed to dine in the sacred halls.
 
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I would make a huge contribution to Big Spear Energy to be able to apply Chief Osceola's makeup pre-game.

I'd then make sure the tip of the spear was especially bulbous and the other end of the spear was especially cleft and saggy...
 
AllAboutTheU said:
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So he has bad habits that he developed at Maryland and Miami? Or is he an up and down player with potential that will flash and disappear? It’s year 3, if he’s the best prospect on their roster then he’ll surely be dominant.
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That's a fluff piece meant to take a subtle shot at us... lol
 
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