Tears Nole Tears (“Offcial”)

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TALLAHASSEE – Does Saturday spell the end of the Mike Norvell Era? Probably not in practice.

But symbolically? Shoot…it's hard to envision a way in which this is salvageable.

I don't necessarily mean this season. Big-picture, it feels like trust has eroded rapidly from large portions of the fan base over the last year. And for those who were willing to give Norvell a pass for the abysmal 2-10 season to be rewarded with a 3-0 start and a win over Top 10 Alabama? Any rekindled goodwill has been set ablaze.

Three losses in a row to open ACC play has FSU at 20-23 in conference play under Norvell. Even if you take out the weird COVID year, it's 18-17.

Mediocre isn't an acceptable standard at FSU. Period. End of conversation. As my Uncle Tommy used to say while proudly ruffling his mustache, 'case closed.'

We can't keep doing this.

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If only prince was still alivee to do the when Noles cry remix
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Now who's good with the AI sample tools. Chatgpt wrote one for us.

Dig if you will a picture…
Of garnet dreams in shambles…
Four-and-out on their own 25…
Oh, why do Noles cry?

Verse 1:
Touchdown hopes in the sunshine,
But they fumble in the heat,
They came in talkin’ big time,
Now they're trippin’ on their cleats.
Ref blows the whistle, crowd starts to sigh,
Scoreboard burnin’ purple tears…
That’s when Noles cry.

Chorus:
Why do Noles cry?
Is it the turnovers, or that weak O-line?
Why do Noles cry?
Maybe they remember… when they used to shine.

Verse 2:
Coach says “trust the process,”
But the process just declined,
They’re dancin’ in the locker room,
Then losin’ by 29.
Fans yell “We want glory!”
But the glory said goodbye…
Oh, that’s when Noles cry.

(Funky Guitar Solo — tastefully purple)

Bridge:
They don’t have to be undefeated,
To rule my TV screen,
But every week’s another meltdown,
Another meme.
Maybe they’re too spoiled,
Maybe that’s a lie…
Maybe they just don’t practice…
Cover two or man disguise.

Final Chorus:
Why do Noles cry?
Is it the rankings droppin’ every night?
Why do Noles cry?
Maybe they’ll win someday…
(But it sure ain’t tonight.)



 
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