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F$U Mathz...

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Currently, they have zero-point-zero 4-star OLs. That means, to get to 2-3 4-star OLs, they will need to get verbals from 2-3 4-star OLs.

Currently, F$U is listed as "Warm" with exactly ONE offensive line recruit.

You can't make this stuff up. "Likely".
 
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305407cane said:
As if every 3 star is equivalent. Our coaches have actually proven they can pull 3 stars and turn them into dudes. Anez cooper being a good example. Matt McCoy by all accounts as well
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I mean, we all know that not every 5 star pans out and not every 3 star is terrible. And I’m sure we have many 3 stars that will produce, like Romania’s Frédérique. But I’d much rather take my chances with a bunch of 5 and 4 stars then hope an inordinate number of three stars are truly diamonds on the rough
 
TheOriginalCane said:
This is what is so funny, the F$U sports guys are TERRIBLE writers, particularly Zach Blo-me.

Look at this crap. He starts off talking about how F$U entered the summer having "three solid options" (FYI, summer started 12 days ago). Maybe I just don't know what a "solid option" is, so let's allow Zach Blo-me to explain it to us...

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But now Zach Blo-me explains that F$U did NOT have a strong shot to land 2 of the 3 options, due to non-visits AND a "lack of reciprocal interest throughout".

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So now the "three solid options" are just one option. And it doesn't seem so solid, as F$U would have to flip a guy who is already committed to Oklahoma. Let's allow Zach Blo-me to explain the complicated logic as to whether this "only solid option remaining" is even interested in F$U, or whether he might actually leave Oklahoma for other reasons...

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So there's buzz...and a domino...and there's likelihoods and unlikelihoods...but the takeaway is that the "very likelihood" is that the kid leaves Oklahoma if this other QB commits to Oklahoma...but there's also a "not unlikelhood" that he leaves Oklahoma irregardless (even though he has yet to do so).

But wait, it gets better (as the kids say)...

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So what F$U's "only remaining solid option" hinges on is...hear me out...this guy Tony working hard to develop a relationship and then sell this kid that he can fit into a ****** Gus Malzahn offense that he is not even a good fit for.

You can't make this **** up. But it's "imperative", so I guess F$U is just gonna chase those waterfalls.

But, hey, we can talk about the options later, once F$U is eliminated for Jaden O'Neal...
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Oh **** there goes the urinals again…they’ll have to sell, them for scrap to up O’Neals NIL….looks like another year of Nole fans ****ing Into holes again…
 
TheOriginalCane said:
F$U Mathz...

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+4
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5


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Currently, they have zero-point-zero 4-star OLs. That means, to get to 2-3 4-star OLs, they will need to get verbals from 2-3 4-star OLs.

Currently, F$U is listed as "Warm" with exactly ONE offensive line recruit.

You can't make this stuff up. "Likely".
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They're counting on those additional recruits crossing the event horizon.

Florida State's losses have imploded the program. It has collapsed in upon itself, and in doing so, generated incredible gravity. Let's say a recruit happens to travel too close to the school. That gravity pulls them in...and some find themselves trapped.

This poster is a modern day Dr. Hanz Reinhardt. He not only realizes that physics and the normal workings of college football cease to exist at Florida State, but seeks to capitalize upon it.

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They’re desperately trying to get a visit from any blue chip QB recruit after chasing off multiple blue chip quarterbacks from their own roster. Kromenhoek was a borderline 5 star kid. Duffy and Glenn were both 4 star players. Between the three of them the biggest play was the botched QB sneak against us that went for like 30 yards. This is what happens to quarterbacks who sign up to play for Mike Norvell.
 
TheOriginalCane said:
This is what is so funny, the F$U sports guys are TERRIBLE writers, particularly Zach Blo-me.

Look at this crap. He starts off talking about how F$U entered the summer having "three solid options" (FYI, summer started 12 days ago). Maybe I just don't know what a "solid option" is, so let's allow Zach Blo-me to explain it to us...

View attachment 327603

But now Zach Blo-me explains that F$U did NOT have a strong shot to land 2 of the 3 options, due to non-visits AND a "lack of reciprocal interest throughout".

Season 6 What GIF by The Office


So now the "three solid options" are just one option. And it doesn't seem so solid, as F$U would have to flip a guy who is already committed to Oklahoma. Let's allow Zach Blo-me to explain the complicated logic as to whether this "only solid option remaining" is even interested in F$U, or whether he might actually leave Oklahoma for other reasons...

View attachment 327606

So there's buzz...and a domino...and there's likelihoods and unlikelihoods...but the takeaway is that the "very likelihood" is that the kid leaves Oklahoma if this other QB commits to Oklahoma...but there's also a "not unlikelhood" that he leaves Oklahoma irregardless (even though he has yet to do so).

But wait, it gets better (as the kids say)...

View attachment 327607

So what F$U's "only remaining solid option" hinges on is...hear me out...this guy Tony working hard to develop a relationship and then sell this kid that he can fit into a ****** Gus Malzahn offense that he is not even a good fit for.

You can't make this **** up. But it's "imperative", so I guess F$U is just gonna chase those waterfalls.

But, hey, we can talk about the options later, once F$U is eliminated for Jaden O'Neal...
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I don't know what's worse...
The reporting or the recruiting
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DTP said:
They’re desperately trying to get a visit from any blue chip QB recruit after chasing off multiple blue chip quarterbacks from their own roster. Kromenhoek was a borderline 5 star kid. Duffy and Glenn were both 4 star players. Between the three of them the biggest play was the botched QB sneak against us that went for like 30 yards. This is what happens to quarterbacks who sign up to play for Mike Norvell.
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I was vocal about Norvell being garbage when they hired him. Then I felt foolish after Travis progressed, and started buying into the hype he was a good developer even if he was a bad recruiter. I should have stuck with my instincts. The guy is a fraud.
 
TheOriginalCane said:
F$U Mathz...

1
1
+4
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5


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Currently, they have zero-point-zero 4-star OLs. That means, to get to 2-3 4-star OLs, they will need to get verbals from 2-3 4-star OLs.

Currently, F$U is listed as "Warm" with exactly ONE offensive line recruit.

You can't make this stuff up. "Likely".
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Let’s see at the end of the year how many stay 3 stars . What Miami is got is a bunch of 300 plus pounds big and athletic kids who probably can start for them day 1
 
I hope FSU wins just enough to extend Norvell another couple of years. It seems they cannot fiscally afford to fire him for several years, barring a donor with deep pockets coming out of the woodwork. And who would want that job? Yes they have their own history but that job is worse than the Miami job a decade ago. At its worst Miami has location, location, location.

Who would choose to live in Trailerhasee? Even with a multi-million dollar annual salary?
 
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