Tears Nole Tears (“Offcial”)

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"They have no idea that without Cam Ward..."

Brought to you by the same people who were convinced that DJ "gonna be playing on defense in min-camp" Ukulele was the better option than the #1 overall pick.

I think I'll be okay without any of their QB opinions.
Lots of emotion and coping....
 
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This is what is so funny, the F$U sports guys are TERRIBLE writers, particularly Zach Blo-me.

Look at this crap. He starts off talking about how F$U entered the summer having "three solid options" (FYI, summer started 12 days ago). Maybe I just don't know what a "solid option" is, so let's allow Zach Blo-me to explain it to us...

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But now Zach Blo-me explains that F$U did NOT have a strong shot to land 2 of the 3 options, due to non-visits AND a "lack of reciprocal interest throughout".

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So now the "three solid options" are just one option. And it doesn't seem so solid, as F$U would have to flip a guy who is already committed to Oklahoma. Let's allow Zach Blo-me to explain the complicated logic as to whether this "only solid option remaining" is even interested in F$U, or whether he might actually leave Oklahoma for other reasons...

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So there's buzz...and a domino...and there's likelihoods and unlikelihoods...but the takeaway is that the "very likelihood" is that the kid leaves Oklahoma if this other QB commits to Oklahoma...but there's also a "not unlikelhood" that he leaves Oklahoma irregardless (even though he has yet to do so).

But wait, it gets better (as the kids say)...

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So what F$U's "only remaining solid option" hinges on is...hear me out...this guy Tony working hard to develop a relationship and then sell this kid that he can fit into a ****** Gus Malzahn offense that he is not even a good fit for.

You can't make this **** up. But it's "imperative", so I guess F$U is just gonna chase those waterfalls.

But, hey, we can talk about the options later, once F$U is eliminated for Jaden O'Neal...
 
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