Tears Nole Tears (“Offcial”)

[Felonious Monk]

No No No, those clowns that wear that glitter chit all over should be included in the clowns at the bottom of this pic.
If i ever saw any one of my sons on TV looking like those jak wads, I would drive to the stadium and beat them senseless

There are no acceptable conditions where men should be wearing stripper glitter.

 

[DTP]

There are no acceptable conditions where men should be wearing stripper glitter.

I'm going to assume you've never gotten a lap dance then.

 

[canecrazy23]

I'm going to assume you've never gotten a lap dance then.

 

[Felonious Monk]

I'm going to assume you've never gotten a lap dance then.

Brother, if you're getting that much glitter from lap dances, we need to talk about upping your game and saving yourself some money.

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

I'm going to assume you've never gotten a lap dance then.

That’s obviously an exception. It’s not like you’re voluntarily applying that **** on your body. It’s acceptable to have transfer glitter from stripper grind. (by the way that **** is hard to get off)

 

[Felonious Monk]

That’s obviously an exception. It’s not like you’re voluntarily applying that **** on your body. It’s acceptable to have transfer glitter from stripper grind. (by the way that **** is hard to get off)

 

[KANE]

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Awesome

 

[KANE]

No No No, those clowns that wear that glitter chit all over should be included in the clowns at the bottom of this pic.
If i ever saw any one of my sons on TV looking like those jak wads, I would drive to the stadium and beat them senseless

Parent of the year! Somebody..Get this man a beer!

 

[DTP]

That’s obviously an exception. It’s not like you’re voluntarily applying that **** on your body. It’s acceptable to have transfer glitter from stripper grind. (by the way that **** is hard to get off)

I've run shirts through the laundry and they still have that **** stuck to them. Between that and the perfume they bathe in, you're going to have a hard time hiding that from a wife/girlfriend.

 

[Felonious Monk]

I've run shirts through the laundry and they still have that **** stuck to them. Between that and the perfume they bathe in, you're going to have a hard time hiding that from a wife/girlfriend.

I always said I was helping our daughter with crafts. I think she started to figure it out once she was in high school, and I'm certain she did when she left for college.

 

[Canes Legacy]

I clicked on this thread and immediately forgot which thread it was and as I was reading about stripper glitter, I knew it Noles Tears.

 

[Felonious Monk]

I clicked on this thread and immediately forgot which thread it was and as I was reading about stripper glitter, I knew it Noles Tears.

Strippers and **** stars = Nole Tears.
Meth and Trailers = Gator Tears.

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

I've run shirts through the laundry and they still have that **** stuck to them. Between that and the perfume they bathe in, you're going to have a hard time hiding that from a wife/girlfriend.

you’re not kidding about that perfume.

 

[Cajuncane]

MALE Strippers and MALE **** stars = Nole Tears.
Meth and Trailers = Gator Tears.

F I F Y

 

[Samson Doyo]

I've run shirts through the laundry and they still have that **** stuck to them. Between that and the perfume they bathe in, you're going to have a hard time hiding that from a wife/girlfriend.

Sounds like a business opportunity. Pitch it to Bounce. “Gets the glitter off and perfume stank out!” Just a thought…

Go Canes!

 

[Cajuncane]

I'm going to assume you've never gotten a lap dance then.

Yea kinda hard to avoid the glitter when you’re motor boating the boobie’s …

 

[Confidence1000]

I've run shirts through the laundry and they still have that **** stuck to them. Between that and the perfume they bathe in, you're going to have a hard time hiding that from a wife/girlfriend.

U ain’t lyin wheew

 

[EB1177]

That’s obviously an exception. It’s not like you’re voluntarily applying that **** on your body. It’s acceptable to have transfer glitter from stripper grind. (by the way that **** is hard to get off)

….and that notoriously infamous “Skripper Smell” as well

 

[Confidence1000]

….and that notoriously infamous “Skripper Smell” as well

Now dats what kills me! Den u be tryna get dat ***** smell off u like ****! Be ridin roun 4 an hour b4 goin to the house tryna get dat **** off u (BIG PAUSE)

 

[EB1177]

Now dats what kills me! Den u be tryna get dat ***** smell off u like ****! Be ridin roun 4 an hour b4 goin to the house tryna get dat **** off u (BIG PAUSE)

I “Heard Thru Da Grapevine” that you have to pump gas ️ to “blanket” that “Skripper Smell.” I haven’t tried it(so don’t know how true this is).