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Hoyacane1620 said:


Interesting.....
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I can’t wait to see the tour that Norvell gives him.

First, Jalen will be greeted by an overexcited coach as the Warchant plays via a cassette tape in someone’s car. At least until the tape gets snared up in the audio system.

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Then it will be off to their hallowed outdoor practice field...

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After this, Jalen will be escorted by security into the high tech, state of the art training center. There he can see the gains he can look forward to making.

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After that, it’s off to the team meeting room. There FSU focuses their players on the challenge facing them on the coming weekend.

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Concerns about gastrointestinal noise distractions will be dismissed, as Norvell will declare that the popperi of smells serve to heighten the senses.

Next, he’ll be proudly shown FSU’s state of the art film breakdown. “And when I say film, I don’t actually mean 16mm film,” Norvell’s audio media intern will say. “We’ve upgraded to the finest in analog video quality possible. 480P!”

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Following this revelation, Coach will turn to him and ask, “You hungry? I sure am. Let’s go get some fixins!”

Security will then escort Jalen towards the dining hall. And they will be needed. He’ll find it unusual when he sees hungry football players trying to get in, but being told “You can only use your War Card three times a day, within a 8am to 6pm window”

Then the entourage arrives in the dining hall, where he will get to see an unusual spread of food.

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Finally, after all this FSU will sit down with the Warchant Collective to discuss future earning potential with this august program. Various revenue streams will be reviewed.

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With this incentives now broached, Norvell will turn to Jalen and say, “We have had dozens of five star players walk through these doors and say no. I never could get it. But you Jalen, you have the chance to be first. The one in 1 and 23.

What do you say?”
 
canesbrah said:
Feel like I remember hearing verse a long time ago but definitely not the other. How they beating us for a LB when we are filling the final spot with Bryant lmao
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Transfer LBer. Talented kid we did want but has nothing to do with this years class. Both verse and Bethune picked FSU before we even had a staff in place.
 
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Mikeiavelli said:
Did one of them mention our schedule being weak? Is that because they are on it?

What death squads, other than us and Clemson (who we also play), are they going up against?

They have LSU and we have AsstoMouthU.

I'm not understanding.
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FSU fans are dunce man. We got Texas A&M in a true road game, At Clemson and we play the defending ACC champion. Wtf is them man on?
 
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TheOriginalCane said:
OK, now you got me goin'...

Here's an interesting trivia challenge...CAN ANYONE NAME THE COACH OF HOUSTON IN 1991? That motherfvcking ****y SOB...finished #10 in the AP in 1990, his first year...had Houston at #10 when they played Miami...lost the next 3 games too, at Illinois, home vs. Baylor, and at Arkansas...only beat post-Pony-Express-probation SMU, Texas (nice), and Rice for the rest of the year...went 4-7 that season...went 4-7 in 1992 and was fired...SPENT THE REST OF HIS CAREER COACHING IN CANADA, MOSTLY AS A POSITION COACH/COORDINATOR...

John Jenkins. WHO? Yeah, right. A nobody. A big-mouth wannabe whose entire coaching career was destroyed in 3 hours in Miami.

FVCK THAT GUY.

Here's an excerpt:

BY GENE WOJCIECHOWSKI
SEPT. 13, 1991 12 AM PT
TIMES STAFF WRITER
MIAMI —

If he’s smart, Houston Coach John Jenkins will crank up his world-famous shredding machine today and begin slicing and dicing the evidence of Thursday night’s 40-10 lopsided loss to second-ranked Miami.

Game plan . . . game film . . . top-10 ranking . . . coach of the year acceptance speech--they are history, just as the Cougars are.

And while he’s at it, Jenkins might want to hold off on those non-refundable tickets to New York and December’s Heisman Trophy presentation.

His quarterback of the ages, David Klingler, had the kind of night that the Miami defensive coordinator--and Brigham Young’s Ty Detmer, the other leading Heisman candidate--hoped for, which is to say miserable, by Houston standards.
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Yo, and that seven was late in the game when we had our 3rd string in.
 
canecrazy23 said:
That's exactly where I sat. Loudest Dolphin game ever. When Duper caught that pass off the defenders helmet OMG the place almost came down. Hahah
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I was actually the reason why a top heavy blonde chick got thrown out of the game. She was jumping up and down all game and I asked him to show them to us. She said no; but she was slightly inebriated. I asked her if she would take hers off if I took mine off and she said no. I asked her what if I took mine off first and so she did. Next thing, two City of Miami Cops walked her out.
Next morning, I get to work and we are talking about the game, and my boss tells us, I was at the game and this chick took off her top and got thrown out of the game. Bro, that was crazy. I told him, yeah Ruben!
 
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